Power Ranking The Hottest Sideline Reporters In College Football

9. Sam Ponder – ESPN Networks

Okay, Okay. I’m cheating here because she took herself off the sidelines this year to spend more time with her child. BUT, she is still smoking hot. Note that she’d be much, much higher on this list if she was actually going to be roaming ESPN’s sidelines this fall. Trust me, though. She’ll be back. They always come back. I just couldn’t not include her on this list.

    1. JustForTheStory

      You don’t know how the internet works, do you? The key is balancing number of pages (clicks, ergo $) vs. number of people you alienate but posting things on multiple pages.

      10 years ago at 8:39 pm
      1. JustForTheStory

        I’m actually 100% about this. Bacon, you’re generally the person that overreacts about this kind of thing; am I correct?

        10 years ago at 8:40 pm
      2. JustForTheStory

        not* actually
        I was looking for a “fuck off” GIF, and then realized I’m yelling at people on the internet on a Saturday…

        I’ll be at PGP if anyone needs me.

        10 years ago at 8:44 pm
  1. Cartier

    If you’re going to count Charissa, she has to be #1. Even with the stupid short hair.

    ‘Charissa’ god apparently mama and daddy were dying to have a hot slutty mudshark. Mr. Thompson you should have known better.

    10 years ago at 12:20 pm
  2. 21st Century Goose

    “She wears white pants a lot” includes no pictures of her in white pants

    10 years ago at 1:23 pm
  3. Frat_Team_6

    Ok I love hot women and intelligence is also very attractive. However I can’t be the only guy that hates when a girl tries to be “one of the bros” and like tries to get super deep in sports convos for validation.

    10 years ago at 1:24 pm
  4. Caressmedown

    Sorry but the body of an 11 year old boy isn’t something I would put in a number two spot above most of these girls. Number one is well deserved, though

    10 years ago at 1:40 pm