Power Ranking The Hottest Sororities In America
Over the weekend, I went down a rabbit hole of sorority recruitment videos. It wasn’t my proudest moment, but it got me thinking — which sororities are the hottest when you combine all of their talents from every chapter across the nation? Which ones become more watered down as you throw in more and more chapters?
With hot girls swimming in my head and one hell of a problem to solve, I went to work. I spent countless hours in a dark room studying hundreds upon thousands of Tumblrs, Instagrams, and recruitment videos, breaking down the Xs and Os, the ins and outs of each sorority, their strengths and weaknesses, and everything in between. It was my version of the NFL combine, only instead of evaluating large, athletic men, I was evaluating hot, college girls.
After pencil diving into a pool of pure sex, I was able to come up with these very objective rankings. I didn’t have to do it for you guys, but I wanted to. I’m a man of the people, after all.
10. Alpha Chi Omega
Images via Tumblr/Texas AXO, Tumblr/SDSU AXO, Facebook/ASU AXO, Tumblr/Miami AXO
This is a good list coming from someone named as yourself.
9 years ago at 9:44 amI’ve been to several great college campuses, DG hands down has the best hot girl to wants butt stuff ratio. I’d say a solid 5:3 on any given campus
9 years ago at 9:48 amI see you have replaced Harrison but you still dont put them all on one page
9 years ago at 9:55 amWhen you get paid per page view, you gotta do what you gotta do.
9 years ago at 11:38 amRide FSU’s dick a little more why don’t ya? Also, our KD is not that great. ZTA DDD and AOII easily have more blues than them.
9 years ago at 10:03 amI just wanna scroll, man
9 years ago at 10:18 amPractically every one of them are just stunning.
9 years ago at 10:21 am99% of the time – I want to punch The Therapist in the face.
9 years ago at 10:28 am1% of the time – I envy his job.
Today, I envy his job.
Tri-Delt will always be the winner of this contest.
9 years ago at 11:28 amNot at the University of Arizona…
9 years ago at 2:56 pmYellow top and white bottoms on Alpha Phi gets the blue ribbon
9 years ago at 11:29 amthe very first girl AXO girl on the left has better ab definition than me and that gets Mr. Wang Jr. very very hard.
9 years ago at 11:48 am