Power Ranking The Hottest Sororities In America
Over the weekend, I went down a rabbit hole of sorority recruitment videos. It wasn’t my proudest moment, but it got me thinking — which sororities are the hottest when you combine all of their talents from every chapter across the nation? Which ones become more watered down as you throw in more and more chapters?
With hot girls swimming in my head and one hell of a problem to solve, I went to work. I spent countless hours in a dark room studying hundreds upon thousands of Tumblrs, Instagrams, and recruitment videos, breaking down the Xs and Os, the ins and outs of each sorority, their strengths and weaknesses, and everything in between. It was my version of the NFL combine, only instead of evaluating large, athletic men, I was evaluating hot, college girls.
After pencil diving into a pool of pure sex, I was able to come up with these very objective rankings. I didn’t have to do it for you guys, but I wanted to. I’m a man of the people, after all.
10. Alpha Chi Omega
Images via Tumblr/Texas AXO, Tumblr/SDSU AXO, Facebook/ASU AXO, Tumblr/Miami AXO
I feel like this column is just recycled every 2 months or so but sidenote, adpi should definitely be on this list
10 years ago at 11:54 amWeird, we call KDs kum dumpsters here
10 years ago at 12:11 pmDG are called dong grabbers
10 years ago at 1:59 pmNothing goes down like an anchor.
10 years ago at 2:34 pmDick Garages
10 years ago at 7:44 pmDelta Grande
10 years ago at 9:35 pmNot sure why you put tri delt before gamma phi
10 years ago at 12:42 pmZta❤️
10 years ago at 9:46 pmThe good and trustworthy, as my dad always called them, Zits Tits and Armpits. Doesn’t help that his other piece of advice was “Lick ’em, Love ’em, Leave ’em.”
10 years ago at 4:46 pm