Power Ranking The Hottest Sororities In America
The other day, I went down a rabbit hole of sorority Tumblrs. It wasn’t my proudest moment, but it got me thinking. Which sororities are the hottest when you combine all of their talents from every chapter? Which ones become more watered down as you throw in more and more chapters?
With hot girls swimming in my head and one hell of a problem to solve, I went to work. I spent countless hours in a dark room studying hundreds upon thousands of photographs, breaking down the Xs and Os, the ins and outs of each sorority, their strengths and weaknesses, and everything in between. You’d think I was Jon Gruden, only instead of watching grown men, I was looking at college girls. Needless to say, Gruden is getting a raw deal compared to me.
After pencil diving into a pool of pure sex, I was able to come up with these very objective rankings. I didn’t have to do it for you guys, but I wanted to. I’m a man of the people, after all.
10. Kappa Alpha Theta
Images via Tumblr/Kentucky Theta, Tumblr/Florida State Theta, Tumblr/Arizona State Theta, Tumblr/Arizona Theta
Also…
10 years ago at 2:12 pm#BlackballSteveHolt
no way in hell zeta’s hotter than tri delt
10 years ago at 2:12 pmADPi deserves a mention
10 years ago at 2:22 pmAnd Chi O. At least judging by their chapter at UGA
10 years ago at 1:15 amWe know, we know, they left off your girlfriend’s sorority and/or picked a sorority that you think renders the whole list invalid.
10 years ago at 2:48 pmsurely Alpha Phi for # 1
10 years ago at 3:33 pmTri delts at my school are pigs
10 years ago at 3:43 pmNo way Sigma Cattle beats Chi-O, ADPi or GPhi nationally.
10 years ago at 4:27 pmMoo Moo motherfucker
10 years ago at 7:11 pmYou win. Think I’ll go home now
10 years ago at 9:45 amWell my sorority is not on this list so I’m just going to pretend I never read this article and pretend I am #1 anyways
10 years ago at 5:20 pmI’m gonna go try and walk this one off. Not even gonna lie.
10 years ago at 7:17 pmDidn’t put AΓΔ, ΔΦΕ, or ΦΜ anywhere on this list. I’m actually not disappointed by this fuckery
10 years ago at 9:59 pmGreat as DPhiE is at The U, where else are they good?
10 years ago at 4:21 pmDPhiE is the weirdest, worst looking chapter at my school and we have 23 chapters
9 years ago at 7:48 pm