Power Ranking The Hottest Sororities In America

Power Ranking The Hottest Sororities

The other day, I went down a rabbit hole of sorority Tumblrs. It wasn’t my proudest moment, but it got me thinking. Which sororities are the hottest when you combine all of their talents from every chapter? Which ones become more watered down as you throw in more and more chapters?

With hot girls swimming in my head and one hell of a problem to solve, I went to work. I spent countless hours in a dark room studying hundreds upon thousands of photographs, breaking down the Xs and Os, the ins and outs of each sorority, their strengths and weaknesses, and everything in between. You’d think I was Jon Gruden, only instead of watching grown men, I was looking at college girls. Needless to say, Gruden is getting a raw deal compared to me.

After pencil diving into a pool of pure sex, I was able to come up with these very objective rankings. I didn’t have to do it for you guys, but I wanted to. I’m a man of the people, after all.

10. Kappa Alpha Theta

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Images via Tumblr/Kentucky Theta, Tumblr/Florida State Theta, Tumblr/Arizona State Theta, Tumblr/Arizona Theta

  1. Jim_Webb_2016

    Feel like this is hard /next to impossible to do accurately seeing that they are are comprised of different looks but maybe I’m wrong. At least it’s not an article by Steve Holt.

    10 years ago at 10:41 pm
  2. Jim_Webb_2016

    Also impossible to do this seeing that Theta is fat and last tier at Lehigh but hot other places.

    10 years ago at 10:52 pm
  3. Eisenhowers Left Nut

    If this list was based solely on the pictures presented, then I would agree….

    10 years ago at 12:24 am
  4. Minervas_Raider

    2 thoughts:

    1. DG got cheated on this one. Every DG chapter I’ve ever seen has either been straight fire or passably attractive.
    2. If this were a Best Chapter to Marry list, Kappa Delta would’ve been top 3, since all the KDs I’ve met are generally smart and major in non-bullshit fields.

    10 years ago at 7:09 pm