Power Ranking The Hottest Sororities In America
The other day, I went down a rabbit hole of sorority Tumblrs. It wasn’t my proudest moment, but it got me thinking. Which sororities are the hottest when you combine all of their talents from every chapter? Which ones become more watered down as you throw in more and more chapters?
With hot girls swimming in my head and one hell of a problem to solve, I went to work. I spent countless hours in a dark room studying hundreds upon thousands of photographs, breaking down the Xs and Os, the ins and outs of each sorority, their strengths and weaknesses, and everything in between. You’d think I was Jon Gruden, only instead of watching grown men, I was looking at college girls. Needless to say, Gruden is getting a raw deal compared to me.
After pencil diving into a pool of pure sex, I was able to come up with these very objective rankings. I didn’t have to do it for you guys, but I wanted to. I’m a man of the people, after all.
10. Kappa Alpha Theta
Images via Tumblr/Kentucky Theta, Tumblr/Florida State Theta, Tumblr/Arizona State Theta, Tumblr/Arizona Theta
lists like this don’t really make sense because sororities are different at every school.
that said, yes, axo, ddd, kd, and zta are the hottest at usc… but they probably aren’t everywhere.
10 years ago at 11:21 pmIf you ranked KD based on the chapter at my school, they would not be on this list…yet so many of them posted this article saying “OMG KD #5” and I’m like “Bitch they we’re talking about you”
10 years ago at 12:14 pmI take laps every morning for choosing UC Davis over Vanderbilt…..
10 years ago at 3:31 amΘΦΑ deserves an honorable mention
10 years ago at 7:50 pmKappa has so many fat and downright fugly chicks, (legacies?) that they are called Kappa Kappa Krispy Kreme, Kappa Kappa Godzilla, and Krappa Krappa Kattle. The hot ones, all three of them, at the different schools are called Katcha Katcha Gonorrhea!
9 years ago at 9:22 pmWhere is Chi O? Definitely over Sigma Kappa
9 years ago at 11:39 pm