Power Ranking The Hottest Victoria’s Secret Angels Of 2015
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Every year, Victoria’s Secret gets the hottest models on the planet to put on lingerie that no normal human being will ever wear and walk down a runway for our amusement and arousal. It’s a man’s pre-game to jacking it and a girl’s pre-game to going on an air and lemon juice diet until spring break. Genius marketing ploy by Victoria’s Secret.
The Angels are the stars of the show, but not all Angels were created equally. Some are better than others. Yeah, that’s like saying an Aston Martin is better than a Maserati, but this point stands. Both cars are amazing in their own right, but one has to be the winner. Some of the talent from last year has moved on (we’ll miss you, Karlie Kloss), but that just means there are rookies to be taken in through the eyes in their place.
Dropped From Last Year’s Ranking: Adriana Lima (#4), Lily Aldridge (#8), Behati Prinsloo (#6)
No Kendall Jenner?
9 years ago at 2:43 pmYou’re a fake American
9 years ago at 2:53 pmShe was at the show man
9 years ago at 2:56 pmI learned two things from this:
9 years ago at 2:46 pm1. That number 7 looks like an alien
2. That I’d shamelessly bang an alien
One giant leap for man kind
9 years ago at 2:50 pmBeam me up Scotty and point me towards some anal probing.
9 years ago at 2:53 pmWe cum in peace.
9 years ago at 9:52 pmSame for #4
9 years ago at 11:42 amAlmost passed out from all the blood relocating from my brain
9 years ago at 2:46 pmI would disappoint all of them
9 years ago at 2:49 pmThis is the hard hitting journalism i come to tfm for
9 years ago at 2:53 pmIf only girls in real life would beaso happy and willing to strut around in their underwear as these fine women are
9 years ago at 3:02 pmI like um a little thicker
9 years ago at 3:31 pmSo you aren’t interested?
9 years ago at 3:33 pmMy standards are non existent, only my preferences.
9 years ago at 3:47 pmShameless honesty it’s a TFM.
9 years ago at 7:28 pmI’d oblige them.
9 years ago at 3:37 pmNot sure what an ‘Ashton Martin’ is though.
I would let my future first born spend an hour alone with Dorn and learn how to make good life choices from Steve Holt just to drink a cup of their spit.
9 years ago at 3:54 pmVisiting the hub is a new low for me at the office.
9 years ago at 4:10 pm