Power Ranking The Hottest Victoria’s Secret Angels Of 2015
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Every year, Victoria’s Secret gets the hottest models on the planet to put on lingerie that no normal human being will ever wear and walk down a runway for our amusement and arousal. It’s a man’s pre-game to jacking it and a girl’s pre-game to going on an air and lemon juice diet until spring break. Genius marketing ploy by Victoria’s Secret.
The Angels are the stars of the show, but not all Angels were created equally. Some are better than others. Yeah, that’s like saying an Aston Martin is better than a Maserati, but this point stands. Both cars are amazing in their own right, but one has to be the winner. Some of the talent from last year has moved on (we’ll miss you, Karlie Kloss), but that just means there are rookies to be taken in through the eyes in their place.
Dropped From Last Year’s Ranking: Adriana Lima (#4), Lily Aldridge (#8), Behati Prinsloo (#6)
I would publicly take advantage of every privilege I could have with any of them.
9 years ago at 4:17 pmCandice ‘Poel pee in that butt?
9 years ago at 4:21 pmThe only thing more disappointing than me trying to pronounce their names, would be my lack of sexual prowess in their presence.
9 years ago at 4:29 pmHow are you going to leave out Adriana Lima? Her exotic look easily beats out E.T. in there at #7.
9 years ago at 6:15 pmThis makes my balls ache.
9 years ago at 10:10 pmMartha Hunt looks like a hotter Marla Hooch
9 years ago at 6:37 amSaw a group of them in Miami a few years back, they good lookin and all but “emaciate African child” is not a good look on anyone
9 years ago at 10:12 am