Power Ranking The Rookies Of This Year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

2. Hailey Clauson

Hailey reminds me a lot of ninteen-year-old Kate Upton. She’s got huge, perky tits and a great ass that puts most asses to shame. Barring any sort of collapse, she should be a staple in the issue for years to come. I expect two big things out of her in the future.

Grade: A

  1. Frattylightrebels

    Ashley smith might have one of the most unappealing gaps I’ve ever seen.

    11 years ago at 3:17 pm
  2. Grizzly Dipper

    I could parallel park a train between Ashely Smith’s front teeth, but I wouldn’t mind it if she showed me her tits.

    11 years ago at 3:23 pm
  3. GeedsAreRuiningAmerica

    Solveig looks like a man-eater. I’d let her chew me up and spit me out.

    11 years ago at 3:24 pm
  4. roundrockdonuts

    Rose Bertram should be number one. You’re just too much of a spineless eunuch to recognize that, Boulevard.

    11 years ago at 3:50 pm
  5. George Dickel

    Yeah the whole clicking on 7 different pages thing was way too much effort.

    11 years ago at 3:53 pm
  6. Fratt Stairs

    They could put kate upton in there every year and I still wouldn’t be tired of her

    11 years ago at 3:57 pm
  7. JackDanielsrunning

    Telling us #2 has a great ass but not having any photographic documentation TboulevardM

    11 years ago at 4:25 pm