Power Ranking The Rookies Of This Year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
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The 2015 swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated hit the shelves today, and like any red-blooded American, I purchased it, downloaded it to my iPad, and flipped through every page like it was the last thing I was going to read on Earth. The issue starts off hot with Hannah Davis looking fine as hell on the cover. All your favorites are in the magazine: Nina Agdal, Emily Ratajkowski, Lily Aldridge, Gigi Hadad. Sorry, Upton fans, she’s not in it (thank God). While the issue may have missed with its athletes (Wozniacki is a plus but gets washed out with Ronda Rousey) it still brings the heat with body paint and a few fresh new faces in this year’s rookie class.
Whether we are talking about NFL rookies, MLB rookies, your pledge class, or the SI swimsuit rookies, no single rookie can be treated the same. Sorry, but that’s just how the world works. If we were all treated equally, we’d all be the number one overall pick in the NFL draft. With that in mind, let’s take a look at this year’s rookie class and see how each one stacks up. Not a strong class overall, but there is one franchise changer in the class.
7. Ashley Smith
The teeth really take away from what is a fantastic body. I wanted to rank her higher based on her body alone, I really did. She still could do some damage this year to many pants across the nation.
Grade: C-
#CharlotteMckinneyForTheCover2016
11 years ago at 4:57 pmBecause of JackHammer I now prefer looking at most IBOTDs over this. God damn you
11 years ago at 5:46 pmThought Kelly was really hot until I went to her Instagram.
11 years ago at 5:52 pmThere’s some nipple on #3 with 3 seconds left in the video. #FreetheNipple
11 years ago at 6:41 pmyou do realize that erin heatherton is currently a victoria’s secret model right?
11 years ago at 7:44 pmI get that these pictures might not be her best, but she’s top tier hot and famous as shit.
11 years ago at 7:45 pmGood god man, lower your standards
11 years ago at 8:05 pmCan we get a personaloty power ranking?
11 years ago at 10:26 pmDerek Jeter is banging the cover model. that guy has a résumé like no other
11 years ago at 11:02 amPretty sure I’ve punched four irons through gaps smaller than the one in Ashley’s teeth.
11 years ago at 2:19 pmrobin lawley. hands down.
11 years ago at 1:35 am