Power Ranking The Victoria’s Secret Angels

Each year, Victoria’s Secret gets the hottest models in the world to throw on some absurd lingerie that no normal human being will ever wear and walk down a runway. It’s a guy’s pre-game to xxnx.com and a girl’s pre-game to eating nothing but one carrot for the next three months. Genius marketing ploy by Victoria’s Secret.

The Angels are the stars of the show, but not all angels were created equally. Without further ado, here are the Victoria’s Secret Angels power ranked from last to first.

8. Lily Aldridge

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  1. Alpha Frata Hoe

    I have never wanted to be a cat so much in my life. I’d let #1 sit on my face till I passed out.

    10 years ago at 1:05 pm
  2. Chabby

    How do you leave Erin Heatherton out of this!? She’s from Chicago! Seems mighty unpatriotic of the writer.

    And that coming from a Canadian.

    10 years ago at 1:15 pm
  3. State Street Steve

    I’d give Candice all my dads money to be that cat in the last picture.

    10 years ago at 1:17 pm