Power Ranking The Victoria’s Secret Angels

Each year, Victoria’s Secret gets the hottest models in the world to throw on some absurd lingerie that no normal human being will ever wear and walk down a runway. It’s a guy’s pre-game to xxnx.com and a girl’s pre-game to eating nothing but one carrot for the next three months. Genius marketing ploy by Victoria’s Secret.

The Angels are the stars of the show, but not all angels were created equally. Without further ado, here are the Victoria’s Secret Angels power ranked from last to first.

8. Lily Aldridge

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  1. SDYotes

    Then after the show all the feminists post all the shit about how unrealistic these girls are and how you should “embrace your body.”

    10 years ago at 1:57 pm
    1. Jaime Lannister TFM

      I don’t know why people are downvoting this. It isn’t her.
      She posted that picture earlier this month with a tag about 70s babes or something.

      10 years ago at 12:13 am
  2. Theta_Theta

    These power rankings were a thinly veiled way to post dozens of pictures of beautiful women….and I loved it well done for once boulevard

    10 years ago at 3:59 pm
  3. Fratrick II

    This is solid reporting Boulevard. These are the kind of hard-hitting facts the world needs to know. Well done, sir.

    10 years ago at 4:10 pm
  4. ColonelAdams

    The ugliest Victoria Secret model is twice as hot as any girl I ever will bone.

    10 years ago at 4:21 pm