President Bush Dressed As Santa And Secretly Delivered Toys To Children In A Hospital Last Week, Is A Great American
All former presidents have different ways of killing time after leaving the Oval Office. Some spend their time chasing poon half their age. Dubya enjoys doing red-blooded American shit on his Texas ranch, and Obama spends all his leisure time on the golf course or in Hawaii. Ah, shit–he’s still in office. Sorry, I mix that up every time.
Anyway, it’s been a while since we’ve heard from former President George W. He’s been lying low, enjoying his time away from Middle Easterners throwing shoes and constant media scrutiny. He has done well staying out of the media spotlight since leaving office, but he made an appearance at the Children’s Memorial Hospital of Dallas last week.
Dressed as Santa and flanked by Secret Service members dressed in elf costumes, Bush passed out presents to sick children who would not be able to return home for the holidays this year.
You just can’t help but love the man.
President Bush completed his visit without alerting any members of the media of his philanthropic efforts. In fact, he was only found out after the mother of a child in the hospital posted a photo to her Facebook page.
Never stop being you, Dubya..
[via IJ Review, Washington Times]
This is why I love America
11 years ago at 12:15 pmThere’s a black Santa, Obama and redistribution of gifts joke in here somewhere but I’m in too good of a mood today.
11 years ago at 12:20 pmDressing your inferiors up in humiliating costumes TFM
11 years ago at 12:22 pmYet, this probably won’t make news anywhere among the lib media.
11 years ago at 12:23 pmLib news headline: “Former president dresses as Santa and moves to North Pole to avoid eminent global warming”
11 years ago at 12:31 pmOr, to add to Ben Hogan’s point: “Former President Bush Hazes Secret Service by Forcing Them to Wear Elf Costumes”
11 years ago at 12:52 pm“Still evil: George W. Bush lies to sick children, pretends to be Santa Claus” – forthcoming HuffPo headline
11 years ago at 1:33 pmBut libs, I thought Bush was this evil man set to destroy America?
11 years ago at 12:26 pmMaybe he can bring us a new president for Christmas.
11 years ago at 12:28 pmStill the best. Dubya is essentially a walking TFM.
11 years ago at 12:39 pmGeorge Bush is the hilarious grandpa I wish I had.
11 years ago at 12:39 pmThis gave me a heart boner.
11 years ago at 1:04 pmAll class
11 years ago at 2:15 pm“Dressed as Santa and flanked by Secret Service members dressed in elf costumes, Bush passed out presents to sick children who would not be able to return home for “Christmas” this year.” Fixed that part of your article for you.
11 years ago at 2:28 pm