President Of NAACP Is White Woman Pretending To Be Black

President Of NAACP Is White Woman Pretending To Be Black

Lots of people have trouble coming to terms with their complete and utter whiteness. At most colleges, you’ll find at least one pasty nerd decked out in a red FUBU jacket and matching red track pants standing outside of a dorm, struggling to sell his self-recorded mix tape, and hollerin’ at down shawties. I know I choose to ignore my total lack of blackness when I hit the dance floor, or the stage at the Bahamas for a competition.

I should’ve won that $200 off my next vacation with Student City. I was ROBBED, I tell you.

But the president of the Spokane, Washington chapter of the NAACP took it to a whole new level. Rachel Dolezal, a born white girl, disowned her parents, did some serious time in a tanning bed, got a violent perm, and set out to live a new life as a proud black woman.

From 11 Alive

Rachel’s parents said she distanced herself from them and has not talked to them recently.

Rachel said she does not consider her biological parents her real parents.

Who were her real parents? The STREETS, probably.

But this lady isn’t alone. There are lots of people trapped in bodies with racial characteristics that aren’t compatible with who they are on the inside. Like Godfrey Elfwick, a self-professed “Genderqueer Muslim atheist. Born in the #WrongSkin.”

Much like transgender celebrity Caitlyn Jenner, it’s only a matter of time before the transracial Rachel gets her own TV show. When she does, don’t commend her for being a courageous and revolutionary woman. Commend her or being a courageous and revolutionary BLACK woman.

[via 11 Alive]

Image via Twitter

  1. Fratstarbator

    The naacp is an all black caucus aimed at ending oppression. These guys have never been oppressed? But they want to be. They want to be felt sorry for and have a valid reason to get sympathy. So since they cant experience the real oppression that black people actually go through. They make up a reason and single them selves out. They cant be oppressed for being a black kid, but they can complain about how hard their life was as a white kid who pretended to be black.

    Enough with the movements…all these “-isms” arent real. The masquerade as movements meant to unify people. But in actuality they just create more and more categories and labels to place people in. Everyone has a weird quirk about them. We dont need to start a movement for everyone.

    10 years ago at 4:39 pm
    1. Fratstarbator

      Im starting a new movement called “normal-ism”

      Growing up everyone around me had some type of label. They were either feminist or were part of the “wrong skin movement” even celebrities like bruce jenner had gender identification issues. And here i am just normal. I feel so alone. Everyone makes fun of me because i havent had some struggle to overcome in life. Little do they know my struggle is that, there isnt one. Im normal and have no reason to complain. So i make up random symptoms and issues so I can have a false sense of overcoming obstacles.

      10 years ago at 4:53 pm
      1. thadcastle2

        Wow you are so brave and courageous. I also suffer from this condition and was so afraid to express myself but now that you have started this wonderful movement I can finally be normal and proud!

        10 years ago at 4:56 pm
  2. ChiefDancesWithWhiskey

    Liberals 2010: “Yay, progress, finally a strong black WOMAN!”

    Liberals 2015: “White people are oppressing us, this is #Institutionalized-gender-oppression- mechanism-organized-subversive-secretive-racism, duh? Can’t you see? You’re all ignorant”

    10 years ago at 4:41 pm
    1. maroonandgold

      Liberals November 2016: How could we have lost the election? America is so intolerant.

      Fuck Liberals!

      10 years ago at 4:58 pm
  3. Frat_McDonalds

    You do realize that the Twitter account you mentioned is a parody account that makes fun of social issues like this? Would have taken about 2 minutes of looking at the Twitter page in question to figure that one out.

    10 years ago at 4:45 pm
    1. maroonandgold

      Te story is real though. There is an entire boring backstory leading up to the realization that she isn’t black. I don’t actually know if it’s boring, but I don’t care enough to read the entire article I found.

      10 years ago at 5:08 pm
  4. mrcombs777

    This is like saying “I want to purposely subject myself to discrimination, while complaining about being unfairly discriminated”.

    10 years ago at 4:53 pm
    1. Colonel Kilgore

      It’s funny that you say that, because it’s almost like she traded in an inferior social identity, boring white girl from Montana, for super-hip, black-fem, NAACP President from Spokane. If this doesn’t demonstrate that white privilege is a load of shit with white people preferring to be black, I don’t know what does.

      10 years ago at 6:32 pm
      1. TokenSportsGuys

        I think the only thing this story demonstrates is that this bitch is bat shit crazy

        10 years ago at 6:47 pm