President Of NAACP Is White Woman Pretending To Be Black

President Of NAACP Is White Woman Pretending To Be Black

Lots of people have trouble coming to terms with their complete and utter whiteness. At most colleges, you’ll find at least one pasty nerd decked out in a red FUBU jacket and matching red track pants standing outside of a dorm, struggling to sell his self-recorded mix tape, and hollerin’ at down shawties. I know I choose to ignore my total lack of blackness when I hit the dance floor, or the stage at the Bahamas for a competition.

I should’ve won that $200 off my next vacation with Student City. I was ROBBED, I tell you.

But the president of the Spokane, Washington chapter of the NAACP took it to a whole new level. Rachel Dolezal, a born white girl, disowned her parents, did some serious time in a tanning bed, got a violent perm, and set out to live a new life as a proud black woman.

From 11 Alive

Rachel’s parents said she distanced herself from them and has not talked to them recently.

Rachel said she does not consider her biological parents her real parents.

Who were her real parents? The STREETS, probably.

But this lady isn’t alone. There are lots of people trapped in bodies with racial characteristics that aren’t compatible with who they are on the inside. Like Godfrey Elfwick, a self-professed “Genderqueer Muslim atheist. Born in the #WrongSkin.”

Much like transgender celebrity Caitlyn Jenner, it’s only a matter of time before the transracial Rachel gets her own TV show. When she does, don’t commend her for being a courageous and revolutionary woman. Commend her or being a courageous and revolutionary BLACK woman.

[via 11 Alive]

Image via Twitter

  1. iMotorboat

    All I’m saying is the same people mad about this were calling Bruce Jenner courageous last week

    10 years ago at 5:44 pm
  2. ZeteNJ

    Between this looney tune and Bruce Jenner, I don’t think I’ve ever been more satisfied with just being and average, run of the mill, boring straight white guy.

    10 years ago at 6:06 pm
  3. acfabregat

    Godfrey Elfwick has the name of someone I’d be totally cool with decapitating in Skyrim.

    10 years ago at 6:10 pm
  4. FratensteinsMonster

    On a side note, It’s gotten to the point where I hear a completely new, shockingly ridiculous liberal idea about every other day. What does he mean he identifies as black? What changes when you identify as black versus white or oriental or Latino? Thought everyone was on board with the whole “skin color is irrelevant” thing.

    10 years ago at 6:52 pm
    1. FratensteinsMonster

      Thankfully just realized that tweet was from a parody account. The scary part is that I never doubt stuff like that is real anymore.

      10 years ago at 6:57 pm
  5. Drunk Stubborn Bitch

    “Black on the inside” makes no sense. Changing your appearance doesn’t change your ethnicity. Ethnicity is your cultural heritage. It’s based on your background and doesn’t have anything to do with your skin color.

    10 years ago at 8:13 pm