Presidential Hopeful Lindsey Graham Says He’ll Have A “Rotating First Lady”
Unmarried Senator Lindsey Graham told reporters that if he becomes president, he will have a “rotating first lady,” according to Politico.
Finally, a presidential hopeful honest about his plan to bang all kinds of strange from sea to shining sea. Lindsey definitely isn’t being honest about the type of strange, however.
He sounds just like the gay dude from Family Guy:
“Git your pretty tuckus in them votin’ booths and pick me now, y’all.”
That’s not to say there’s anything wrong with that. Whether Lindsey prefers our land’s golden valleys or mighty mountains would make no impact on his ability to lead the nation. At least he’s not openly against the gay community. That would be hypocritical as fuck.
Then there’s this photo, posted on Graham’s Facebook page right after Chick-Fil-A came under fire for their stance against same-sex marriage.
As a long time Chick-fil-A fanatic, I stand with Chick-Fil-A. We had it for breakfast today, but my usual order is the #1 combo with slaw and a Coke Zero. Can’t beat it.
Posted by U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham on Wednesday, 1 August 2012
Oh nooooooooo..
[via Politico]
Image via Facebook
Most punchable face I’ve ever seen. I really hope this fuck doesn’t get elected.
10 years ago at 10:19 amMiley Cyrus would be perfect for him.
10 years ago at 10:20 amI don’t know what that means
10 years ago at 11:16 amGo read the article on here about her from yesterday.
10 years ago at 12:02 pmAh. Makes sense
10 years ago at 3:00 pmThis guy’s face screams Crim sex in the first degree
10 years ago at 10:24 amAs someone from SC, yes he is gay but that’s not the problem with him. He’s a fucking dumbass with terrible policy and no balls. Not only that, he’s not frat at all, even if he was a pi kap (which if at SCAR they’re anything like CU, then he’s a geed who didn’t get a bid)
10 years ago at 10:55 amYou were doing so good until the third sentence began, champ.
10 years ago at 11:30 amAgreed
10 years ago at 12:49 pmHonestly, If he is gay than he should say it. I don’ t think his district will like it but the overall nation wouldn’t mind and it will give him a ton of positive press. It would be the ultimate fuck you to the democrats too because we would beat them at their own game.
10 years ago at 12:52 pmfirst of all, it’s USC, not SCAR, and secondly, no, it is nothing like the school in the upstate.
10 years ago at 6:49 pmLaps taken. Should know that chapters vary tremendously (and also that pi kap just came back on campus)
10 years ago at 8:24 amfratolina – let’s clarify that you mean pikapp just came back at Clemson, not USC. has been at USC forever.
10 years ago at 9:17 amTo clarify he wasn’t a Pi Kapp. Pi Kapp was founded at College of Charleston so they offer every senator the option of becoming an honorary initiate of the alpha chapter, which he did.
10 years ago at 10:40 pmCan you imagine the amount of tail you’d get if your pickup line is “How about you and me take this party back to the White House?”
10 years ago at 11:03 amImagine being the son of the president and getting to use that line.
10 years ago at 12:15 pmClosing because of who your father is. TFM.
All the tail with a fraction of the criticism. I like where your head’s at.
10 years ago at 12:48 pmI feel like having your slam go through security clearance might be a mood killer though.
10 years ago at 11:59 pmAnyone else still pissed that Romney didn’t get elected? Good Lord he would have made a great president.
10 years ago at 11:06 amIdk why this is getting lapped, Romney would have been the next Reagan
10 years ago at 11:57 amTHANK YOU. I wasn’t aware there were any wealth redistribution fans around here.
10 years ago at 12:53 pmThis doesn’t matter because he’s not going to be elected president.
10 years ago at 12:15 pmPOTUS Graham’s favorite pickup line: “Would you like to see my stimulus package?”
10 years ago at 12:38 pmGraham is a RINO. I’m baffled SC voters keep him elected.
10 years ago at 12:48 pmThis is the first thing he’s ever said/done that I like.
10 years ago at 1:50 pm(Disclaimer: I don’t follow politics, so I only know about the douchey things he says/does due to liberal media.)