Presidential Hopeful Lindsey Graham Says He’ll Have A “Rotating First Lady”
Unmarried Senator Lindsey Graham told reporters that if he becomes president, he will have a “rotating first lady,” according to Politico.
Finally, a presidential hopeful honest about his plan to bang all kinds of strange from sea to shining sea. Lindsey definitely isn’t being honest about the type of strange, however.
He sounds just like the gay dude from Family Guy:
“Git your pretty tuckus in them votin’ booths and pick me now, y’all.”
That’s not to say there’s anything wrong with that. Whether Lindsey prefers our land’s golden valleys or mighty mountains would make no impact on his ability to lead the nation. At least he’s not openly against the gay community. That would be hypocritical as fuck.
Then there’s this photo, posted on Graham’s Facebook page right after Chick-Fil-A came under fire for their stance against same-sex marriage.
As a long time Chick-fil-A fanatic, I stand with Chick-Fil-A. We had it for breakfast today, but my usual order is the #1 combo with slaw and a Coke Zero. Can’t beat it.
Posted by U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham on Wednesday, 1 August 2012
Oh nooooooooo..
[via Politico]
Image via Facebook
“If I’m president of the United States and you’re thinking about joining al-Qaeda or ISIL [Islamic State], I’m not gonna call a judge. I’m gonna call a drone and we will kill you.”
10 years ago at 3:04 pmThis guy is a Tyrant waiting to happen.
10 years ago at 6:13 pmA few years ago he was an Air Force Court Of Criminal Appeals Judge while also a reservist Colonel And a US Senator. An Airman tried to have him removed from his appeal because Graham was in the capacity of Judicial, Executive, and Legislative Branch all in one. graham saw no problem with this. Graham knows he had no chance of winning. Just wants title of former prez candidate for resume.
No Prez will ever top JFK in this department. Hottest First Lady ever AND lots of side tail.
10 years ago at 11:21 pmHe’s as camp as a row of tents.
10 years ago at 8:24 pmI’m from South Carolina (Tim Scott is better) and there’s rumors that Flimsey Lindsey bats from the other side of the plate
10 years ago at 10:24 am