First off I’m from Texas but Jersey has the 3rd best game and wildlife in the country I actually went hunting and fishing there an both were great. To ^ this dumbass of he was from PA that would be more likely second delaware still fucking sucks. In fact it’s worse.
Name: EtonClubs, referencing both a) arguably the most prestigious preparatory school in the world (Eton College) and b) the term “eating clubs,” found at Princeton University in New Jersey (infinitely better than whatever excuse for a school you attend). Clearly it’s not some guido haircut you peasant.
Well someone is a little to grumpy to take a joke…
And by the way, my dad is the biggest lawyer in Connecticut and he’ll sue your ass. I also personally own a yacht, a sailing yacht, a 2011 Tahoe, and I’m in every single secret society at my school, which is actually the best in the nation because I said it is. I’m also so cool that I can write run-on sentences and be TFTC, because I know I’ll be a partner at Goldman straight out of my 1st class university.
Oh, and my hair is totally better than yours.
I’ve never seen anything remotely like this on TFM before.
14 years ago at 10:22 amCut and tug. TFM
14 years ago at 11:47 amFrat on sir, but sadly this will get ripped apart due to the state you’re from. Nothing like a good ol gents barber shop though.
14 years ago at 10:22 amPerhaps he was going to Delaware for a haircut
14 years ago at 12:42 pmFirst off I’m from Texas but Jersey has the 3rd best game and wildlife in the country I actually went hunting and fishing there an both were great. To ^ this dumbass of he was from PA that would be more likely second delaware still fucking sucks. In fact it’s worse.
14 years ago at 6:58 pmJokes are tough to understand man. I remember the first one I heard, no idea what it was! Haha good times…. moron
14 years ago at 8:44 pmHow many ounces of gel go into a conservative jersey haircut?
14 years ago at 10:29 amzing
14 years ago at 10:31 amFucking this!
14 years ago at 10:39 am^this. But isn’t a Conservative haircut without any product more like a cleaned up frat swoop?
14 years ago at 10:45 amYou wouldn’t understand, it’s a jersey thing
14 years ago at 10:50 amName: EtonClubs, referencing both a) arguably the most prestigious preparatory school in the world (Eton College) and b) the term “eating clubs,” found at Princeton University in New Jersey (infinitely better than whatever excuse for a school you attend). Clearly it’s not some guido haircut you peasant.
14 years ago at 11:43 amWhoa. ^Where did this guy come from?
14 years ago at 12:24 pmI go to Yale and am in Skull and Bones and DKE. Bush was in my chapter you puzzy. I am still better than him. You mad?
14 years ago at 1:07 pmSkull and Bones is now coed and multicultural. No comment.
14 years ago at 1:50 pmWell someone is a little to grumpy to take a joke…
14 years ago at 2:35 pmAnd by the way, my dad is the biggest lawyer in Connecticut and he’ll sue your ass. I also personally own a yacht, a sailing yacht, a 2011 Tahoe, and I’m in every single secret society at my school, which is actually the best in the nation because I said it is. I’m also so cool that I can write run-on sentences and be TFTC, because I know I’ll be a partner at Goldman straight out of my 1st class university.
Oh, and my hair is totally better than yours.
^ but you are a huge fucking homo for writting that. You’re a waste of life.
14 years ago at 7:00 pmAs I seek only your approval, www1858, I am crushed by your comment.
14 years ago at 9:02 amYou should.
14 years ago at 11:10 amWith the straight blade shave of course. Not bad Jersey.
14 years ago at 10:40 ambeat me to it, straight razor shaves are FaF
14 years ago at 2:54 pmYou guys get it–shaving like your grandfather used to. TFM
14 years ago at 5:49 pmWould this happen to be CUTS USA?
14 years ago at 11:53 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
14 years ago at 2:24 pmI was thinking more along the lines that he was from the cumsock state but was attending school in the south.
14 years ago at 9:56 pmwho cums in socks
14 years ago at 9:58 pm^It’s all about dishrags, now
14 years ago at 7:20 am