Producer Of New 2 Chainz Record Posts Instagram Video From Ambulance Right After Being Shot
Because social media is taking over our lives, many of us find ourselves asking, “Can I get a solid Instagram post out of this?” while partaking in an activity. You’re on an airplane, or at a movie theatre, or hiking in the woods, or laying on a stretcher in the back of an ambulance after being shot, and all you’re really thinking about is how many likes you can get out of the situation.
Yeah, that’s a guy named Chill Go Hard, who apparently produced the new 2 Chainz record titled “Jump,” and who has just suffered a gunshot wound, riding in an ambulance and documenting his having been shot on Instagram with the help of a ginger EMT. Let that sentence soak in for a moment.
I don’t know why, but this video is hilarious to me. Maybe I’m sick in the head, but the fact that this guy’s thought process lead him to filming this video and posting it on Instagram while he’s literally bleeding out after being popped almost definitely makes him sicker.
I mean, if I take a bullet, there is no fucking way I’m laying in the ambulance and I thinking to myself, “Might as well gram this shit.” A tweet or a post to my Snapchat story maybe, but Instagram? No way. The last thing I need is to be debating which fucking filter to go with while quite literally dying on a stretcher that’s rattling around in the back of a speeding emergency vehicle.
“Chill got shot and he’s doing just fine — for right now.”
FOR RIGHT NOW?! Nice bedside manner, dick. In the EMT’s defense, he’s desperately trying to hold back laughter as he thinks, “Is this psychopath seriously gramming this ambulance ride?”
2 Chainz also posted the video on his Instagram along with some words of encouragement.
Here’s to hoping Mr. Go Hard has a swift recovery, and gets all the double-taps in the world, because he deserves them..
You should leave tfm already and write for worldstar
10 years ago at 2:43 pmRACIST!
10 years ago at 2:53 pmAfter this comment I’d say Jezebel is more appropriate.
10 years ago at 3:08 pmNot only is this extremely frat, the video was very interesting to watch. Thanks, and keep up the good work.
10 years ago at 2:45 pmBolen… stick to writing books. Not articles.
10 years ago at 2:55 pmShits probably fake
10 years ago at 2:55 pmFirst off, Shit’s*. Secondly, it’s not fake. It was a couple blocks from where I was bar tending.
10 years ago at 3:44 pmDid you mean he deserves and Instagram double tap or a Zombieland double tap? Because those are two completely different things…
10 years ago at 2:58 pmI think the real question is wether he is chill or if he goes hard; please follow up on this Bollen.
10 years ago at 2:59 pmHe chills while going hard. Confirmed.
10 years ago at 3:20 pmThe two are mutually exclusive. That was the reasoning behind his question. Derp.
10 years ago at 5:29 pmGet the fuck out of here with your “derp” bullshit.
10 years ago at 8:24 pmYou showed me.
10 years ago at 12:21 pmI’m bless to have watched this phenomenal video.
10 years ago at 3:22 pmWhat frat is he in again?
10 years ago at 3:40 pmSAE I think. Oh wait
10 years ago at 3:45 pmNu Iota Gamma
10 years ago at 10:06 pmSay gramming one more fucking time
10 years ago at 5:16 pmI didn’t know Dave Chappelle was 2 Chainz manager
10 years ago at 5:33 pm