Product Analysis: The KegSkin
13 years ago

Welcome. I’ll be analyzing products and deciding whether or not they are worth my parents’ money. First up, KegSkins.

I know what you’re thinking. Fuck is this? My keg doesn’t need clothing. It’s not clothing, idiot. It’s a KegSkin.

I’ve spent some time with this thing and found that it keeps my beer cold and saves me money on ice. It’s true; normally I’d just have the pledges haul 100 pounds of frozen water to my house to cool my beer. But what the hell am I supposed to do during the pledge off-season? Buy ice and carry it myself? I don’t fucking think so. I’ll just slap a KegSkin on that fucker. Anyway, ice melts, and whatever this thing is made of does not.

Let me tell you a little story. Two full beer kegs were placed in an environmental chamber for 24 hours at a temperature of 38 degrees F. Both kegs were then removed and placed in a chamber maintained at 80 degrees F.

This was the result:

Laboratories don’t lie, and neither will I. I approve this product. You can pick one up here.

    2. Lee Iabrocca

      After 24 hours of scientific research in an environmental chamber at 38 degrees, the results show something was indeed done here

      13 years ago at 11:01 am
  3. TomBuchanan1865

    Rowdy Gentlemen and TFM are owned by the same company. They had a golden opportunity to launch an under ground marketing campaign but did’nt.
    Should have slowly trickled in photos with the kegskin on and let people see it. Next, start using some fake accounts to add some “no kegskin. NF” comments to pictures of kegs. you’ll know when its caught on because some idiot will start saying it and pictures will start being submitted with a kegskin on. Last, do a deal for them.

    13 years ago at 5:15 pm
  5. 20122012

    Wow you really need a keg to last more than 3+ hours? Either you guy’s drink a lot of hard alcohol, or don’t drink much at all.

    13 years ago at 10:24 pm