Product Reviews by Dorn: Cole Haan Moccasin Drivers

I have been bestowed the opportunity to write reviews for some of my favorite products available at Man Outfitters, for several reasons: 1) I have style and people know it, 2) people look up to me, 3) we have some really sharp merch that needs pushing, and perhaps most importantly, 4) a lot of you dress like total shit and flat-out need my help. I’m all over social media, guys. I see the pics.

Man Outfitters sends me the shirt, pants, shoes, brass knuckles, etc. that I choose to review because I like and endorse them, I wear them around or try them out, assess their quality and style, then I tell you all about it. Easy enough.

We’re kicking off the series with some classic loafers from a classic American shoe brand: Cole Haan moccasin drivers.

Grant Canoe Camp Moccasin Driver

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by Cole Haan
Color: Papaya
Price: $168
Available at: ManOutfitters.com

In the spirit of transparency, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that I’ve never owned a pair of Cole Haans that weren’t classic black dress shoes. In fact, I’ve only owned one pair of loafers in my life. I take my loafer game seriously, very seriously. Know that. Believe that. I find a quality pair and ride them until the wheels fall off, and when they do, I put new wheels on them.

I’ve been wearing the same pair of Bruno Maglis since 2006. Last fall, I’d worn through the sole completely and nearly all the way through to my foot, so I got them re-soled. They’ve always been my go-to shoes for casual to biz-casual. Interestingly, they look a lot like the Cole Haan drivers, minus the driver style sole and heel. I stick to the classics, and these are classic. So, design-wise, I’m a big fan.

Classic look, casual to semi-dressy, sharp — a staple pair of kicks to any wardrobe.

The first thing I noticed when taking them out of the box was the shoes’ light weight. They make my Brunos feel sluggish and clunky by comparison — a plus for an on-the-go natural athlete like myself. I feel like I could dunk on an eight-foot goal with these on.

What good are loafers that aren’t comfortable? I won’t wear them. You’re the same way. I can honestly tell you the comfort level is off the charts in these. They have a cushy leather insole to combine with the rubber driver sole to create a sensation that you’re floating. No bullshit. I’ve been wearing them for three days now and I’m very impressed.

“What about the sweating, asshole? Do your feet smell yet?” Ah yes, the achilles heel of the loafer. A bare foot wrapped in leather creates perspiration and a foul stench. I’m three days in, it’s a balmy 82 degrees out, and I’ve yet to encounter the much maligned sweat issue in these. Maybe it’s coming as I break them in more, maybe it’s not (and if that time comes, that’s why Gekks are a thing – easy fix). But right now, I’m enjoying these while my smelly Brunos sit alone in my cold, dark closet.

These shoes make me want to bail on work and hit the links. Like I said, on-the-go natural athlete.

The Grant Canoe Camp Moccasin Driver by Cole Haan: I highly recommend.

  1. Peter Griffin

    I would be willing to bet we don’t see a product not be recommended since you’re getting paid for this.

    10 years ago at 4:18 pm
    1. MWickham

      We created Man Outfitters to sell products we like, so you are correct, we won’t be promoting products we don’t like.

      10 years ago at 4:53 pm
  2. Dornos_Parole_Officer

    Dorn I’m willing to bet you $5,000 that shot sliced 200yds into the woods.

    10 years ago at 4:18 pm
    1. Buddyweiser

      Do you know how fucking big of a slice that would be? I’d take that bet dorno you little bitch.

      10 years ago at 4:20 pm
  3. Money_Ball

    That drive was at best 270 Dorno. Now I don’t believe your product review because you are a liar.

    10 years ago at 4:18 pm
      1. nygiantgolfer

        A couple of swing thoughts for you Dorn:

        1. Your shoulders are a little rounded at the set up, this leads to poor posture throughout the golf swing which leads to inconsistency in ball flight. Try and get your back flatter along with your shoulders, you might have to stick your butt out a bit more in order to keep the club on the ground.
        2. Your right elbow should be closer to your side at the top of the swing. Also known as a chicken wing, this will cause a slice.
        3. You slide a little bit too much in your swing. Notice how your left foot comes up just a tad at the top of the swing. This will also contribute to a slice.

        “How do I fix this?” You might ask. Well here are some drills that should help:

        Step one is keeping your left heel on the ground throughout your swing. This could be practiced on a driving range.
        Step two is the rotate in a barrel drill/thought – pretend like you’re swinging form the inside of a barrel, so when you are swinging you are forced to rotate/turn your hips and shoulders instead of sliding and moving your weight to your back foot. Your weight does need to transfer but less than you are currently doing.
        Step three is the towel drill – hold a golf towel or head cover just below your armpit (right) and hit some golf balls on the range. If it falls then try again. You should be able to complete a full swing while holding the towel under your armpit.

        This should help with your slice which doesn’t look too bad from this swing.

        P.S. No way that drive reached 250

        P.P.S. Your golf game has potential, from this swing you look to be about a mid 80s golfer. Keep it up.

        10 years ago at 6:05 pm
      2. House of Tards

        This comment is completely underrated. Butch Harmon is not only a legend but his namesake is appropriate for jokes.

        10 years ago at 3:34 pm
      3. Fratrick29

        This whole comment was nonsense and inaccurate. Do everyone a favor and Please refrain from soliciting swing advice when no one inquired for it.

        10 years ago at 7:33 pm
      4. Fratrick29

        Like how everyone down votes this comment. All of you know NOTHING about golf or the golf swing. This guys a clown. “Your right arm is a little bit loose from your body” …the greatest player of all time, Jack Nicklaus had what they call “a chicken wing” right arm in his back swing. Don’t think he would have gotten to where he was listening to Every fool who critiqued him. The fact of the matter is there are countless pros/amazing ball strikers who have little “quirks” that you wouldn’t necessarily teach. But guess what?! They’re excellent players, because there’s more than one way to hit the golf ball and that’s why the games great. This clown watched him hit 1 golf ball and wants to diagnose his slice? Give me a break. If you want to shoot lower scores work on your short game & putting, that goes for about 90% of you on this stupid site.

        -college golfer

        10 years ago at 8:57 am
      5. House of Tards

        I found this to be excessive, Sean. Dorno, my advice would be to make sure your left toe is at about a 25 degree angle when you address the ball, assuming you want to keep your slight “slide” move. A lot of players use this to get a little extra power, like Davis Love III, Tiger Woods old swing, and David Duvall, and it can be very effective when timed properly. All you need to do is straighten your left knee during your release of the club head. This will keep you from sliding too far, so you don’t push or slice your shot. It may help to remember that this part of the kinetic chain exists to help you rotate your right hip through the swing, with your left hip as its axis. You should feel a connection with the ground, as you begin your swing with your legs.

        PS I bet your best round is 79

        10 years ago at 3:59 pm
  4. Fratasaurus

    Finally the cops will know what shoe prints to look for when the kids go missing from the playground

    Ps I heard that they don’t make any noise while you’re sneaking up on kids

    Pps Dorn likes little boys

    10 years ago at 4:25 pm
  5. Fratchelor Pad

    “But right now, I’m enjoying these while my smelly Brunos sit alone in my cold, dark closet”…Dorn spray them with Frebreze and throw those bad boys in the freezer til you’re ready to wear again.

    10 years ago at 4:29 pm