Professor Wants To Spice Up Class By Showing Porn To Students
Class can be pretty damn boring. Powerpoint after Powerpoint taught to us by some of the most monotonous people to have ever stepped foot on this earth. It’s mind-numbing, and some people just can’t take it anymore. Teachers have been trying to spice up class by doing things to keep students interacting, and frankly, it’s just not getting the job done.
One Danish professor has an idea that is guaranteed to get students on board: watching porn in class.
From The Guardian:
Prof Christian Graugaard of Aalborg University caused a furore in Denmark when he suggested on public television that pornography should be shown in schools. This was preferable, he told the Danish public broadcaster DR, to sex education classes that were “boring and technical, where you roll a condom onto a cucumber”.
“My proposal is to critically discuss pornography with 8th and 9th graders [age 15 – the legal age of consent in Denmark – and 16 respectively] as part of a sensible didactic strategy, carried out by trained teachers.”
I wonder what kind of porn these kids will be watching. Will girls now know that they should always answer the door when the pizza guy comes? Who’s to know, really?
The Danish are no strangers to the world of porn, either. Did you know they were the first country in the world to legalize porn back in 1969? Heck, one study found that 99 percent of boys and 86 percent of girls have already choked the chicken or flicked their bean to some porno by the time they hit the age of 16.
I wholeheartedly believe that this form of teaching should be encouraged in all subjects, not just sex ed. Attendance would skyrocket if students knew that Physics is now showing “Busty Cops 8” as a teaching tool. Morale would be as high as a kite. Homework would be encouraged and always completed on time — as long as watching porn was the homework. Make it happen, America..
[via The Guardian]
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The high schoolers are gonna love this article
11 years ago at 11:30 amId put carrie cummings and brandi loves work next to the waldens and edgar allen poes
11 years ago at 11:32 am“Age 15 – the legal age of consent in Denmark”…and Dorn’s house just went up for sale.
11 years ago at 11:41 amQuick sell grandex for the 500 dollars its worth and book it to denmark!
11 years ago at 11:52 amShut up, Meg.
11 years ago at 12:10 pmWe the TFM community appreciate your horrible comments because our standard reply of “shut up, meg” always gets us a lot of ^this. Never change.
11 years ago at 2:13 pmOr just use the money from the non existent TFM movie.
11 years ago at 3:03 pm15 is a little old for ole Dorno’s taste
11 years ago at 11:52 amYou think Dorn afford a house? More like he is getting a sub-letter for his 300 sq ft studio.
11 years ago at 12:33 pmDo less, slick. A lot less.
11 years ago at 12:42 pmHa Ha!
11 years ago at 2:01 pmNo. Just, no.
11 years ago at 2:42 pmI bet you thought you were really clever.
11 years ago at 2:10 pmDorm has a house in Germany where the age of consent is 14, it’s the only thing in life he takes seriously
11 years ago at 4:32 pmIf you’re bored in class just look up porn on your phone.
11 years ago at 11:43 amOr you could not do that. Filthy bastard.
11 years ago at 10:13 pmI never got to roll a condom onto a cucumber and that has affected me more than I’d like it to
11 years ago at 11:53 amJust don’t use them.
11 years ago at 12:09 pm….My excuse for never using them.
11 years ago at 1:09 pmHarrison Lee, Porn Reporter
11 years ago at 12:02 pm1% of guys and 14% of girls are fucking liars.
11 years ago at 12:03 pmWhat happened to the Smutster? This is right up his alley
11 years ago at 1:18 pmIf I rolled condoms over cucumbers in sex ed I most definitely wouldn’t have these…problems I have today.
11 years ago at 2:11 pmI heard this movement is being backed by the Clinton Global Initiative
11 years ago at 2:40 pm