Professor Welcomes Freshman Students By Showing Her X-Rated Video Of Her Shoving A Knife In Her Vagina

Harrison Lee11 years ago

What are some of the things you want to see on your first day of class as a college student? A class full of hot women? A syllabus that only has one test on it? A good looking professor? What if said good looking professor decided that she was going to show the entire class a video of her vagina? That would be nice, wouldn’t it? Too bad we don’t live in a world where that happens — or do we?

First-year students at Queen Mary University of London got an eyeful during their first day of theater class when their professor, Lauren Barri-Holstein, showed them a video excerpt from her movie “Splat!” The clip included her shoving a knife handle in her vagina and some other weird shit, including her pissing on stage.

From Telegraph:

As part of the introductory presentation to her Theatre and its Others module at Queen Mary University of London, the actress and PhD student showed first-year students the explicit material.

The intimate performance shows her inserting a knife handle into her vagina and throwing red tomatoes at the blade, giving birth to a small, plastic Bambi figurine, and inflating a condom.

Ms Barri-Holstein, creator of theatre company The Famous, said the work – which also shows scenes in which she urinated on stage and dangled naked from a harness – is relevant to her teaching module.

What the absolute fuck? How do you react when something like this happens? You’re sitting in the back of the class with an awkward boner wondering whether or not you should just offer to make an amateur porno with your teacher or if you should be disgusted. Can you ever look at your professor in the same way again?

What a start to the year for these kids..

[via Telegraph]

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