My family is developing a unicorn breeding business. We splice genes from horses and narwhals. They only drink Fratty Light and wear Southern Proper bow ties around their horns. It’s the ultimate TFM. Only the frattiest of fratstars can afford one.
^ hahaha they also come in 4 pastel colors you can choose from, and piss excellence. this is hands down the most hilarious comment thread ive ever encountered on this site. narwhals FAF.
While wearing a Brookes Brothers Gold Fleece tuxedo?
14 years ago at 3:00 pmWhile petting a unicorn?
14 years ago at 3:04 pmunicorns are FaF
14 years ago at 3:48 pmWhere is the slampiece blowing him while simultaneously making a sandwich and painting his cooler? Try harder
14 years ago at 5:15 pmhahahaha while petting the unicorn is definitely the most frat thing ever mentioned
14 years ago at 7:44 pmMy family is developing a unicorn breeding business. We splice genes from horses and narwhals. They only drink Fratty Light and wear Southern Proper bow ties around their horns. It’s the ultimate TFM. Only the frattiest of fratstars can afford one.
14 years ago at 10:57 pm^ hahaha they also come in 4 pastel colors you can choose from, and piss excellence. this is hands down the most hilarious comment thread ive ever encountered on this site. narwhals FAF.
14 years ago at 9:32 amBlue Label is still blended Scotch Whisky. No matter how much you dress it up, it can never be as fratty as a nice Single Malt like The Macallan
14 years ago at 3:15 pmThank you, Johnnie Blue is the most overrated scotch on the market. Glenmorangie is a pretty solid choice.
14 years ago at 3:45 pmoverpriced ? Yeah somewhat.
14 years ago at 10:45 pmbut I still think it’s a very nice scotch.
Trying just a little too hard here, though I commend the attempt.
14 years ago at 3:48 pmJohnnie Walker NF. Laphroaig TFM.
14 years ago at 6:23 pmGeorge the V was an asshole. He sucked.
14 years ago at 6:29 pm