Mr. Intern Pledge Sir:
The TotalRatMove SuperPAC would like to inform you that your poor performance as intern for the website totalfratmove.com has led to the unfortunate decision to terminate your existence. While we regret the way this situation has unfolded, we feel that changes need to be made. Therefore, our agents are on their way to your location. Upon their arrival, you will be made to do bows and toes whilst buttchugging 6.5 boxes of franzia stolen from that Austin bar that sold cocaine and donated funds to Hamas. Once completed, you will be curbstomped by Jordan Jefferson.
It’s a TFM. Now what?
13 years ago at 12:28 pmNice miss there champ.
13 years ago at 12:32 pmHuge miss. Not even close.
13 years ago at 1:35 pmStrippers don’t have fathers. Only people have fathers.
13 years ago at 12:42 pm^ This.
13 years ago at 1:20 pmAwesome
13 years ago at 2:13 pmLook he thinks he’s people!
13 years ago at 9:18 pmNo more dicks picks and no fail Friday. I’m deleting this stupid fucking app. Fuck TFM.
13 years ago at 1:56 pmMr. Intern Pledge Sir:
The TotalRatMove SuperPAC would like to inform you that your poor performance as intern for the website totalfratmove.com has led to the unfortunate decision to terminate your existence. While we regret the way this situation has unfolded, we feel that changes need to be made. Therefore, our agents are on their way to your location. Upon their arrival, you will be made to do bows and toes whilst buttchugging 6.5 boxes of franzia stolen from that Austin bar that sold cocaine and donated funds to Hamas. Once completed, you will be curbstomped by Jordan Jefferson.
And then youll get run over. TotalSplatMove.
13 years ago at 2:29 pm