1. StoryTeller

    “I was born on a mountain top and raised by a bear. Don’t fuck with me”

    Are you fucking kidding me? You actually said those words? You seriously need to do us all a favor and kill yourself. Fuck Pike

    10 years ago at 1:04 pm
    1. Frock_Lesnar

      I believe that’s the beginning of a generic fraternity drinking song. Doesn’t make it any better but, ya know, context n shit.

      10 years ago at 3:10 pm
      1. TenInchTim

        It’s the start to a Marine running cadence too. “Born in the woods, raised by a bear. With a double set of dog teeth and a triple coat of hair. Two brass balls, and a cast iron rod, I’m a bad motherfucker, I’m a marine by God!”

        10 years ago at 8:33 pm
  2. The Tupacolypse

    I went to the school this is about. The Pike chapter there is full of fucking boners like this kid. Fuck Pike.

    10 years ago at 1:51 pm
  3. PBRsandCigars

    I fuck you not, this kid just got arrested over the weekend for getting into a fight with a cop that responded to a party they were having.

    10 years ago at 8:44 am