Queen Elsa From “Frozen” Has A Real Life Doppelgänger, And You Should Care Because She’s A 10
Full disclosure number one: I watched “Frozen” over the weekend. The lady friend hadn’t seen it yet and I owed it to her, so we watched it. Full disclosure number two: “It ain’t bad.” That little snowman dude slayed me. Just owned the movie.
During the flick, I was sitting there thinking Queen Elsa sure was an attractive cartoon, even with those enormous eyes. I began wondering what she would look like in real, human form. Now I know. She’d look exactly like 18-year-old Anna Faith. Anna is Queen Elsa’s real life doppelgänger, and she’s a 10.
UPDATE: We’re basically a couple now.
Hey @JenSelter, this could be us but you playin. Instead it's @TheAnnaFaith pic.twitter.com/ESlnqjTN6P
— Roger Dorn (@RogerJDorn) June 20, 2014
[via Instagram]
Dorn’s girlfriend “forcing” him to watch Frozen
10 years ago at 4:13 pmDorn “having a girlfriend”
10 years ago at 9:16 amI’m a low-hanging fruit kind of guy so I’ll settle for the redhead with pigtails.
10 years ago at 4:45 pmCareful, she doesn’t look eighteen.
10 years ago at 2:36 amAge of consent in NC is 16. Should be just fine.
10 years ago at 1:24 pmDorn, how long have you been following her on Instagram? You racked up a pretty decent collection of photos.
10 years ago at 4:47 pmI never thought I’d see the day when Disney gave me a raging boner.
10 years ago at 6:03 pmMilk’s sure done that body good.
10 years ago at 7:30 pmAre her eyes blue or brown?
10 years ago at 8:05 pmHow does your houseboy feel when you refer to him as your lady friend?
10 years ago at 8:10 pmI always thought a doppelgänger was some hardcore Swedish porn shit.
10 years ago at 9:31 pmYou know what high socks means…
10 years ago at 9:46 pmI’m crossing my fingers that it means low standards
10 years ago at 12:55 amIt’s anal. He’s implying she likes it in the butt.
10 years ago at 11:06 pmI first saw that Dorn wrote this and then I read the end of the title as “…because she is ten”.
10 years ago at 10:59 pm