Quiz: Would You Pass The Tau Kappa Epsilon Pledge Test Today?

  1. TheMcConaissance

    The fucking intern posts half of the content on this site, and it’s shit like this. Why the fuck would anyone not in TKE care about this?

    9 years ago at 12:12 pm
  2. realDonaldTrump

    Yelling “show us your tits!” while watching a porno, then cheering and high-fiving each other when the girl takes her top off. TOTAL TKE MOVE!!! Sad.

    9 years ago at 12:20 pm
      1. McBallSmack

        That south african fuck’s removal of pledgeship didn’t change my chapter’s integrity and tradition. He also mandated a limit of 1 six pack of beer per 21 year old in a chapter house. Put the pieces together.

        9 years ago at 8:04 pm
      2. olderthanyou

        but here’s the part that all the “fuck nationals” forget. If you break their rules and get screwed by the poppo or admin at the same time your doubly fucked, no insurance in addition to no support. Let the laps begin but remember the original Greek line about not shooting the messenger. Its not my policy.

        9 years ago at 7:36 am
  3. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    No I would not pass. I didn’t try to pass. I don’t want to pass. I didn’t even take the test or read the questions.

    9 years ago at 1:22 pm