Ravens Wedding Cake Topper Is Just The Most Unfortunate Thing You Ever Did See
There are unfortunate coincidences, and then there’s this:
Yes, this is a real wedding cake topper that you can buy on Etsy.com for the low price of $64.99.
From Etsy.com:
Looking for a unique and funny, yet still elegant wedding cake topper? Here you go, football fans!
The humorous resin-like bride and groom rest atop a 6-inch round plastic professional cake topper base, which has four round “feet” on the bottom for superb cake placement and lift. The topper stands very roughly 5 1/2 inches tall.
She’s reaching out desperately to her beloved team, but he’s having none of it and is trying to pull her away from her team helmet and football… OR, perhaps he’s trying to pull over to “his side” and team – it all depends on your personal situation! Humorous, dazed looks on both of their faces. Too cute!
Get it fast, because something tells me this won’t be available much longer.
…as you hand her a drink and nod your head while dragging her back to the room by her shoe to have her smoke your pole.
10 years ago at 6:07 pmPlease bring back this
10 years ago at 8:53 pmWe all miss the Pennsylvania guy.
10 years ago at 10:41 am“Hope enjoying the wedding. Have you tried the punch”….
10 years ago at 6:15 pmLetting you slide on the “you’re”.
10 years ago at 6:35 pmClaiming you’re letting it slide while making it well known that they made a mistake. TFM.
10 years ago at 11:06 pmDorn’s dressing his boys up as brides now?
10 years ago at 6:45 pmC’mon don’t beat that joke to death
10 years ago at 9:34 pmIt’s already been beaten to death. Like dorn and a 12 year old
10 years ago at 10:53 pmDon’t be such a pussy
10 years ago at 7:00 pmWell, at least it’s not a black man and an asian woman…
10 years ago at 7:29 pmwhat does that even mean
10 years ago at 10:34 pmNo one knows what it means but it’s provocative
10 years ago at 11:39 amDoes it come in black?
10 years ago at 10:52 pmGood old number 27.
10 years ago at 2:24 amI hope it was a Rice cake. Get it guys? Get it?
10 years ago at 2:05 pm