Real Person Named Bud Weisser Arrested For Burglary And Having Stupid Hair
When all of life’s cards are stacked against you because your parents gave you a name like Bud Weisser, landing in a St. Louis clink on petty burglary charges is basically expected. All part of growing up as Bud Weisser. Weisser, 18, was arrested after knocking off an Exxon convenience store.
How very St. Louis of this kid’s parents to give him a name like Bud Weisser. And how very Bud Weisser of him to rock this stupid haircut.
Bud Weisser, 18, charged w/ Burglary for breaking into a gas station in August. Faces up to 7 yrs in jail. #stl pic.twitter.com/xOlgA5u9St
— St. Louis County PD (@stlcountypd) December 17, 2014
“Hey, keep an eye on that kid in aisle two with the stupid hair. He looks like trouble. Probably has a stupid name, too.”
From FOX 2 now:
Police say Bud Weisser, 18, snuck into the Exxon gas station in the 900 block of Lemay Ferry road on August 21st 2014 at 4:30am. An officer on patrol saw a man climbing out of a shattered window in the convenience store. Police say they chased the suspect but he escaped.
Weisser was charged with second degree burglary and having stupid hair, a class C felony that carries a maximum penalty of “7 years in prison, one year in jail, and a fine up to $5,000.”.
[via FOX 2 now]
Look at this fuckin’ try hard. I fix his face. With my fists.
11 years ago at 9:07 pmTry less
11 years ago at 10:31 pmJesus, dude change your fuckin profile pic.
11 years ago at 9:01 amThis proves my point from my response to “A Frat Called Quest” above.
11 years ago at 10:36 amHardly an improvement. Change it again.
11 years ago at 2:22 pmJerry you’re usually on point, but I had to lap you there.
11 years ago at 11:10 pmUnderstood buddy. Laps taken.
11 years ago at 11:18 pmThat haircut looks awfully familiar, SFPL?
11 years ago at 9:11 pmStupid kid with stupid hair and a stupid name? I’ll save you the DNA test, they’re related.
11 years ago at 9:20 pmIs SFPL still alive? I haven’t seen any of his stupid lists in a while, not that I”m complaining
11 years ago at 9:33 pmLooks like all the complaints may have gotten us somewhere. Now we just need to #FireHelmetStickers and #BringBackTheF0r*ms
11 years ago at 9:35 pmDon’t forget #AbolishTheSailboat.
11 years ago at 9:38 pmAnd I want equality #YesAllMenWhoWearHawaiinShirts
11 years ago at 9:42 pm#AllenForStaff
11 years ago at 10:09 pmThe most important one of them all.
11 years ago at 2:27 amOle Bud is a little late to the looting.
11 years ago at 9:13 pmWhat’s the maximum penalty for holding a bunch of pre teen boys in your basement dorno? #justiceforthekids2014
11 years ago at 9:13 pmI wouldn’t know, dude. What a weird question………
11 years ago at 9:17 pmDorn,
11 years ago at 9:27 pmThe TFM app no longer shows how long since the article was posted. It just says (null).
It’s a small thing, but I like to know.
It also doesnt display pictures/gifs from comments, which kind of sucks
11 years ago at 9:45 pmI’ll make you a deal dorno let the kids go, make me a writer and admit I’m better than you at golden tee and this will all go away. Consider it your plea bargain
11 years ago at 10:03 pmBoy, you really should’ve quit while you were ahead.
11 years ago at 4:34 amSort of odd that he basically committed the same crime as the thugs in Ferguson, yet he’s going to be the only one charged. Racism at it’s finest, folks.
11 years ago at 9:22 pmShut up, just do it.
11 years ago at 9:24 pmDon’t know why he got laps. It’s not like he’s wrong.
11 years ago at 12:03 pmThis is what happens when your namesake gets bought out by a bunch of arabs without a country.
11 years ago at 9:26 pmIt actually got bought out by Europeans.
11 years ago at 11:02 pmI know. Apparently you don’t get the joke.
11 years ago at 11:24 pmI don’t think anyone gets the joke. Laps, go.
11 years ago at 12:55 amhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xE4PqunD8A
11 years ago at 7:32 amIf he was Wiser this would never have happened
11 years ago at 9:30 pmThis was bad
11 years ago at 9:34 pmThe name, pic, and California state of residence combo is also cringeworthy.
11 years ago at 9:51 pmAlso, member since today
11 years ago at 9:57 pmYeah, this guy’s gonna stay a rushee lol.
11 years ago at 10:00 pmyeah lol
11 years ago at 4:33 amA man can’t choose his skin color or place of birth
11 years ago at 11:32 pmCouldn’t wait to play that race card could you? This is a satire website, and the reason I bashed your profile pic had nothing to do with skin color. If your profile pic was three random white people staring into the camera I would bash it all the same.
11 years ago at 12:11 am“A Frat Called Quest” like seriously lol? This isn’t a hip hop site bro.
11 years ago at 12:14 amWe aren’t trying to shit on you by the way, just your name. Create a new account and try again, champ.
11 years ago at 12:27 amNot all Californians are bad. I had the best forum suicide of all time.
11 years ago at 12:01 amYou’re the reason the forums were taken down.. To call that the best suicide is debatable
11 years ago at 8:36 amWasn’t my intention but unfortunately it happened.
11 years ago at 12:51 pmShouldn’t have been ‘up for whatever’.
11 years ago at 9:51 pmThis fucking kid is going to ruin my reputation
11 years ago at 11:36 pmZac Effron???
11 years ago at 9:34 am