Real Person Named Bud Weisser Arrested For Burglary And Having Stupid Hair

When all of life’s cards are stacked against you because your parents gave you a name like Bud Weisser, landing in a St. Louis clink on petty burglary charges is basically expected. All part of growing up as Bud Weisser. Weisser, 18, was arrested after knocking off an Exxon convenience store.

How very St. Louis of this kid’s parents to give him a name like Bud Weisser. And how very Bud Weisser of him to rock this stupid haircut.

“Hey, keep an eye on that kid in aisle two with the stupid hair. He looks like trouble. Probably has a stupid name, too.”

From FOX 2 now:

Police say Bud Weisser, 18, snuck into the Exxon gas station in the 900 block of Lemay Ferry road on August 21st 2014 at 4:30am. An officer on patrol saw a man climbing out of a shattered window in the convenience store. Police say they chased the suspect but he escaped.

Weisser was charged with second degree burglary and having stupid hair, a class C felony that carries a maximum penalty of “7 years in prison, one year in jail, and a fine up to $5,000.”

[via FOX 2 now]

    1. Channel4NewsTeam

      Stupid kid with stupid hair and a stupid name? I’ll save you the DNA test, they’re related.

      11 years ago at 9:20 pm
    2. Burt Reynolds1776

      Is SFPL still alive? I haven’t seen any of his stupid lists in a while, not that I”m complaining

      11 years ago at 9:33 pm
      1. TFMSorrySir

        Looks like all the complaints may have gotten us somewhere. Now we just need to #FireHelmetStickers and #BringBackTheF0r*ms

        11 years ago at 9:35 pm
  1. Theta_Theta

    What’s the maximum penalty for holding a bunch of pre teen boys in your basement dorno? #justiceforthekids2014

    11 years ago at 9:13 pm
      1. Conrad Constitution

        Dorn,
        The TFM app no longer shows how long since the article was posted. It just says (null).
        It’s a small thing, but I like to know.

        11 years ago at 9:27 pm
      2. Theta_Theta

        I’ll make you a deal dorno let the kids go, make me a writer and admit I’m better than you at golden tee and this will all go away. Consider it your plea bargain

        11 years ago at 10:03 pm
  2. Bush Light

    Sort of odd that he basically committed the same crime as the thugs in Ferguson, yet he’s going to be the only one charged. Racism at it’s finest, folks.

    11 years ago at 9:22 pm
  3. Frat Me Maybe

    This is what happens when your namesake gets bought out by a bunch of arabs without a country.

    11 years ago at 9:26 pm
      1. Ihavefirmnipples

        The name, pic, and California state of residence combo is also cringeworthy.

        11 years ago at 9:51 pm
      2. Ihavefirmnipples

        Couldn’t wait to play that race card could you? This is a satire website, and the reason I bashed your profile pic had nothing to do with skin color. If your profile pic was three random white people staring into the camera I would bash it all the same.

        11 years ago at 12:11 am
      3. JerryJones

        We aren’t trying to shit on you by the way, just your name. Create a new account and try again, champ.

        11 years ago at 12:27 am
      4. Fratasaurus

        You’re the reason the forums were taken down.. To call that the best suicide is debatable

        11 years ago at 8:36 am