Real Time Frat Analysis: Frat Grind
13 years ago

Oh snap! You normally wouldn’t do this, but you don’t give anything that would somewhat resemble a fuck right now. Standard knee bend from the blonde slam, but try not to let your knees stray too far in front of your feet. This is very innovative. It appears to be a hybrid water sprinkler-roof raise, never been attempted in competition. Now, check the girl in the back. (I can’t deem her a slam until I see the face) Notice she appears to be doing the side-to-side hip sway. This is a great example of the private school sway. It requires fewer muscles, therefore less rhythm is required. Avoid grinding this girl at all costs. It doesn’t really work, and you end up swaying your hips to keep up, and that is gay.

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    1. TheFratFace1868

      And thats a Jim Morrison shirt not an white tee.
      Still not much better just pointing it out.

      13 years ago at 9:09 pm
  4. Brovis Love III

    not a great article but the “hybrid water sprinkler-raise the roof” was pretty damn funny

    13 years ago at 12:53 pm
    3. PTG Beauregard

      And all the while you’re just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called “just the tip.” Just for a second, just to see how it feels. And then, “ouch, ouch you’re on my hair.”

      13 years ago at 2:04 pm
  8. SiVisPacemParaBellum

    I want to know how #5 happened. I don’t think there’s enough alcohol in the world to make her think he’s a good idea.

    13 years ago at 1:17 pm
    1. Rugby Rd

      He’s an NFL Quarterback? I admit I use the terms “NFL” and “Quarterback” loosely.

      13 years ago at 1:28 pm
  10. proud to be tEXan

    Turning columns into a series of pictures just so you get more page visits is kind of annoying, similar to the absent next button.

    13 years ago at 2:38 pm