Real Time Frat Analysis: Frat Grind

Oh fuck it’s Kyle Orton, he’s shitfaced, and he’s wearing a fucking undershirt. Notice the cum dumpster’s right hand reaching back and grabbing the hip. She consents to your semi. Great indication that a hog session will soon follow. Look at those perfectly fake smokestacks.

    1. TheFratFace1868

      And thats a Jim Morrison shirt not an white tee.
      Still not much better just pointing it out.

      13 years ago at 9:09 pm
  1. Brovis Love III

    not a great article but the “hybrid water sprinkler-raise the roof” was pretty damn funny

    13 years ago at 12:53 pm
    1. PTG Beauregard

      And all the while you’re just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called “just the tip.” Just for a second, just to see how it feels. And then, “ouch, ouch you’re on my hair.”

      13 years ago at 2:04 pm
  2. SiVisPacemParaBellum

    I want to know how #5 happened. I don’t think there’s enough alcohol in the world to make her think he’s a good idea.

    13 years ago at 1:17 pm
    1. Rugby Rd

      He’s an NFL Quarterback? I admit I use the terms “NFL” and “Quarterback” loosely.

      13 years ago at 1:28 pm
  3. proud to be tEXan

    Turning columns into a series of pictures just so you get more page visits is kind of annoying, similar to the absent next button.

    13 years ago at 2:38 pm