“Red Lightning” Is FSU’s Ball Boy And He’s Better At His Job Than You’ll Ever Be At Yours
It’s no coincidence that the Jameis Winston sexual assault case was thrown out today. Winston, along with the rest of the #1 ranked Florida State Seminoles, has ball boy Frankie, better known as “Red Lightning,” on his side. With the gusto and zest that Red Lightning delivers and retrieves balls with, combined with his infectious positivity and sporadic sideline sprints, good fortune is sure to find him, and everyone else he’s associated with.
He’s not above shoving an unruly opponent aside, either. I hope to one day love something as much as Red Lightning loves the Seminoles, or ball boying. He has his own highlight reel, too, because he’s that good at his job.
I’m taking State to win the natty. Red Lightning needs a ring.
[via Elite Daily]
Image via YouTube
Holy firecrotch.
12 years ago at 1:51 pmCrotch Fire!!!!
12 years ago at 1:53 pmBid?
12 years ago at 1:53 pmIf you didn’t know him no chance, but after this video, fucking bid.
12 years ago at 2:17 pmI bet it was his DNA they found on that girl’s underwear next to Jameis’.
12 years ago at 1:55 pmHe called the cum “DNA”
12 years ago at 11:48 amSomebody give him a real pair of shorts please…
12 years ago at 1:59 pmEarning success by taking it from those less fortunate than us. TFM
12 years ago at 2:02 pm
12 years ago at 2:14 pmNo soul. No bid.
12 years ago at 2:15 pmHe can move really fast without his soul weighing him down
12 years ago at 2:21 pmLooks like he needs to work on his ball security a little bit. Keep it high and tight there buddy.
12 years ago at 3:01 pm