Referring to the out-of-shape pledges by their body types. TFM.

  1. SharkWeekTFM

    “More To Love! Get in here and change the channel to SharkWeek! Not on yet? Whose fault do you think that is?! Bows n’ toes.”

    “Gangly green! What is the seventh letter of SharkWeek if it were a greek letter?!”

    “Danny Devito’s Stunt Double! Roll your oddly spherical body along the floor and answer yes or no questions like a magic fucking 8-Ball!”

    “Does anyone remember Good Potential if You Just Work a Little Harder’s real name?”

    10 years ago at 10:10 am