Research Shows Beer Is Good For You — Like, Really Good For You
I’ve never really been big on doing healthy things. Actually, now that I think about it, I pretty much only do unhealthy things. My whole life plan revolves around the hope that there will be a cure for all the bad things I’m doing to my body by the time I get into my fifties. If any of the stuff I like doing, such as eating red meat, smoking cigars, and drinking bourbon, were good for me, I’d be the healthiest sonofabitch out there. The problem for me, and for many of you, is that the majority of stuff that is good for you straight up sucks. It turns out, however, that that’s not entirely true.
Xanthohumol, a chemical that is only found in hops, has been identified as possibly having preventative qualities when it comes to neurodegenerative disorders. What does that mean? Well, in short, beer can help you keep your mind sharp. Seriously.
Hops have long been used in traditional Chinese medicine, but now researchers believe they may protect brain cells from oxidative stress, which is believed to be a cause of diseases such as Alzheimer’s. That’s not all, though. Xanthohumol also has shown signs of aiding in cardiovascular health, cancer prevention, and anti-inflammation. It even has antiviral properties. My grandpa always said that beer was good for the soul, but damn. It seems like it’s good for just about everything.
Obviously, too much of a good thing can hurt you, but it seems to me like beer may be something doctors need to start prescribing to their patients for daily use. It’s a damn miracle drug. It’s making me wonder, though. What else can beer do?
What if it’s like the pill from “Limitless” or the drug from “Lucy”? What if beer can start making me use parts of my brain I’ve never had control of? I don’t know if it’ll have that effect, and it likely won’t, but there’s only one way to find out.
Here’s to good health..
[via Beverage Daily]

Does Busch count as beer?
11 years ago at 9:48 amBusch is an American classic. Fuck you
11 years ago at 6:49 pmMy pledge master taught me that beer was good for me 2 years ago. This is not news.
11 years ago at 9:49 amAn independent (my) study shows beer shrinks and slows my brain and its cells respectively. Massive shits and intestinal problems with all the symptoms of a hangover. In conclusion it’s a really like really really good party favor.
11 years ago at 9:50 amBottoms up

11 years ago at 9:53 amThis might be the greatest gif I’ve ever seen
11 years ago at 11:11 pmIt’s not that great
11 years ago at 7:42 amAnd people called me a crazy alcoholic..
11 years ago at 9:55 amShut up meg
11 years ago at 12:23 pmDrink 10 beers before every test. Got it.
11 years ago at 9:58 amI’m not trying to put boots on a caterpillar here but who cares?
11 years ago at 10:07 amIt doesn’t improve writing ability, apparently.
11 years ago at 10:10 amHistorically speaking a lot of great writers abused a variety of substances, and by abused I mean enjoyed just like the rest of us.
11 years ago at 10:29 amDuh. If it wasn’t good for you the Germans would’ve stopped making it hundreds of years ago.
11 years ago at 10:19 amCiting the one, questionably scientific study that supports your drinking habits, and considering the matter settled. TFM.
11 years ago at 10:27 amHe didn’t even cite a study, just said ‘researchers’.
11 years ago at 9:27 amI read an article on this specific study. Scientists were having mice ingest concentrated Xanthohumol from hops. How concentrated? 20,000 times more than you’d have in a 5% beer.
Drink up
11 years ago at 2:39 am