RFK Jr.’s Hot Daughter Drops A “Google Me” After Being Denied Entry Into Club

RFK's Smoking Hot Daughter Tells Club To Google Her After Being Denied Entry

Here’s the thing about the rich and powerful: They seem to think that they can do whatever they want, whenever they want, with whomever they want. For the most part, that’s pretty true. If you’ve seen “The Men Who Built America,” then you know how money controls power, and power controls everything. (Side note: How about Rockefeller being worth nearly $600 billion in today’s money at his peak?)

The Kennedy family just so happens to be one of those families that is just as well-known as the aforementioned names. It goes without saying that when a Kennedy wants something, he or she will get it. Nineteen-year-old Kyra Kennedy was enjoying a lovely Thirsty Thursday in upstate New York last week. She had been drinking and wanted to hit up the club Lava at the Turning Stone Resort Casino in Verona. There was one small problem for young Kyra — the club is 21 and over.

Quick thinking led her to use the passport of Kick Kennedy, her 26-year-old half-sister, to gain access to the club and copious amounts of alcohol and dick. Security guards caught on and confiscated the passport, asking Kyra to recite her birthday — which she clearly didn’t know. This story alone isn’t newsworthy. What is newsworthy is the verbal punch she threw security’s way.

From Page Six:

One witness said, “A security guard took Kick’s passport from Kyra and asked her to recite her birth date, and she didn’t know it. He then caught her trying to look up Kick’s birthday on Wikipedia on her phone. The security guard then refused to return the passport, and Kyra started shouting all this stuff, including, ‘I am a Kennedy, Google me. If you don’t let me in, the governor will be calling.’”

Honestly, I probably would have done the same damn thing. I think I’m in love.

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[via Page Six]

  1. duckdog

    10/10: Looks
    10:1 Odds she would have OD’d in the bathroom of that club
    100%: Chance the bouncer would have lost his job if she had.

    11 years ago at 12:46 pm
    1. stuckinherbutt

      It’s an RFM until your mom says it so you naturally Google her and she’s a pornstar.. I swear this happened to me. I’ll send the name if this comment gets 509 ups

      11 years ago at 3:34 pm
    1. DornFromMajorLeague

      Looks like those could be some smooth silver dollar nips too. I’m a fan.

      11 years ago at 2:42 pm
      1. inhocFaF

        This “gmatisse” character has really caught my attention. Her IG makes a nip slip pretty understandable, and she’s been to St. Barth’s, Miami and Vegas all within the last two months. Need some Cuse fraternity men to do some recon on these two.

        11 years ago at 11:43 pm
      2. StarShieldandLamp

        Apparently we don’t like porn stars anymore? The Frat game has really changed in the last year.

        11 years ago at 11:03 am
  2. inhocFaF

    I could not be more drawn to this girl. I’m not sure if its the Kennedy factor, the fact that she definitely has a favorable opinion on recreational drugs, on top of having slutty friends while clearly giving 0 fucks.

    11 years ago at 1:30 pm
    1. ZeteNJ

      Well, you may be the only one who didn’t follow the article. It was her half sister’s passport. She didn’t know her half sister’s birthday. Also, her half sister’s first name is Kick, which is fucking weird.

      11 years ago at 1:49 pm
  3. GammaPhinest1874

    Her father is one of those idiots who believe vaccines cause autism. She’s not cute, a 6 at best really. Attitude and self importance is disgusting.

    11 years ago at 2:07 pm