I thank the Lord every morning I wake up alive and still have my phone, keys and wallet. TFM. Brometheus15 years ago
1Makers1Glen1Natty Obviously the pussy isn’t partying hard enough if he’s waking up alive. Waking up dead. TFM 15 years ago at 9:33 am
ProperlySouthern1890 You can go to bed, and not be dead. But you can die and not be in the bed. But you are in the bed, thats how you wake up dead in the first place, fool. 15 years ago at 9:57 am
BROnonia_Docet Truth. And he didn’t ruin it by trying too hard to label everything… ie. “have my Fratberry, my Smathers and Branson wallet, and the keys to my Tahoe” 15 years ago at 1:43 am
Bourbon and Blow I don’t thank the Lord because I don’t believe in God. I thank no one but myself because I’m just that good. 15 years ago at 3:01 am
Brostas Have fun losing the big three this weekend, The Big Man isn’t going to help you find them. 15 years ago at 8:33 am
Colonel Haze 1868 I thought I was the only one who preached the big three, frat on good sir. 15 years ago at 6:15 am
Skeeter Do you liberals not carry a pocket knife? 5-tap here; wallet, keys, knife, phone, chew. 15 years ago at 11:27 pm
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
15 years ago at 10:14 pmThe big 3. Well put.
15 years ago at 10:33 pmMy life story.
15 years ago at 11:25 pmYou need to be thanking Him for alot more than just that.
15 years ago at 11:47 pmSecond. Exceptional post though.
15 years ago at 12:45 amO thanks for reminding me, should i remember to floss too?
15 years ago at 2:05 amhow else would you wake up? dead?
15 years ago at 1:42 amKeep trying kid, you’ll get there one day.
15 years ago at 7:20 amPeople can wake up when they’re dead? Tell me more!
15 years ago at 7:21 amObviously the pussy isn’t partying hard enough if he’s waking up alive. Waking up dead. TFM
15 years ago at 9:33 amYou can go to bed, and not be dead. But you can die and not be in the bed. But you are in the bed, thats how you wake up dead in the first place, fool.
15 years ago at 9:57 amexcellent malibu’s most wanted reference
15 years ago at 1:02 pmOr scary movie 4, depending. Either way, made me laugh.
15 years ago at 8:36 amTruth. And he didn’t ruin it by trying too hard to label everything… ie. “have my Fratberry, my Smathers and Branson wallet, and the keys to my Tahoe”
15 years ago at 1:43 amTrue TFM material.
15 years ago at 2:20 amI don’t thank the Lord because I don’t believe in God. I thank no one but myself because I’m just that good.
15 years ago at 3:01 amsee you in hell
15 years ago at 3:04 amHave fun losing the big three this weekend, The Big Man isn’t going to help you find them.
15 years ago at 8:33 amI thought I was the only one who preached the big three, frat on good sir.
15 years ago at 6:15 amthe triple tap. TFM.
15 years ago at 7:06 amsecond
15 years ago at 1:12 pmDo you liberals not carry a pocket knife? 5-tap here; wallet, keys, knife, phone, chew.
15 years ago at 11:27 pm