Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 10
11 years ago

hannah
Hannah is Slampiece #1 material.
kara
It clearly worked on him.
kate
Looks like Doge is on Tinder.
kelly
I wonder if this would hold up in a court of law…
lydia
#BUTTSTUFF2014
megan
He just wants his Jello pudding pop sucked.
melanie
Somebody’s been watching too much Rat Race.
nicole
Not even surprised that worked. That’s quite flattering.
nicole1
He must be really desperate.
siri
“Siri, where is a good place to hide your body?”
victoria
Sounds like a pretty standard cemetery party.

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  3. UnKappaFifth

    Sitting here trying to determine the best flavor of yogurt to have shat down my throat

    11 years ago at 12:48 pm
    2. TheActivesArePissed

      How the fuck did some of these work? Shit, I need to rethink my Tinder strategy.

      11 years ago at 12:52 pm
  5. DarkoM

    BREAKING NEWS: bored girls use app to get attention from thirsty guys they literally have no intention of ever seeing in real life. more at 11..

    11 years ago at 1:18 pm
    3. InternationalFrat

      BREAKING NEWS: DarkoM had a match one time with a really pretty girl. Jo really turned out to be Joseph. Claims adam’s apples are hard to see in tinder pictures.

      11 years ago at 2:25 am
    1. PAfratter412

      Except that pornstar chick with the huge knockers, she does alright for herself

      11 years ago at 2:06 pm
  8. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Like a fine whiskey, this column is getting better as time goes on. Continue on, good sir.

    11 years ago at 7:05 pm
  10. TauPhiMu

    Funny because these have actually given me some darn good ideas and they’ve been working pretty darn well. Don’t stop, DeVry

    11 years ago at 6:01 pm