Well, folks, we made it to the 100th edition. Thanks to everyone who has ever submitted their pickup lines to me for making this whole ride possible, as well as everyone who has followed along. As you all know, crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
No, this is #BUTTSTUFF2016 and #NAMEGAGS2016We’re in the presence of a true Casanova.You were merely the reminder, Genesis; not the inspiration.#NAMEGAGS2016See? Even sub-par #NAMEGAGS2016 lines end in what I assume was, at minimum, a weiner touch.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
She’s right, it is the least he could do.Set enough to put it in her bio, for starters.Weak comeback, Meagan.An all-timer right here.I appreciate the attempt, but I’m pretty sure that means he’s going to go down on one of her kneecaps.
You’re doing God’s work, Jared.
9 years ago at 8:04 amBreak out the champagne
9 years ago at 8:07 amWho the hell doesn’t like any type of fruit?
9 years ago at 8:18 amYour avatar scares me.
9 years ago at 9:03 amIn the words of Larry the Cable Guy, “That’s some funny shit right there”
9 years ago at 8:34 amMidget girl deserved that. She’s a bitch.
9 years ago at 8:38 amShe clearly wanted him to win her over because she responded, proving her unreasonable neediness. Thus, she is indeed a bitch.
9 years ago at 10:58 amI’ll get the step ladder
9 years ago at 1:47 pmAbsolutely love these, but I felt like this was a weak crop, especially for being the 100th one.
9 years ago at 8:56 amIs that Frabst in the Savannah one?
9 years ago at 8:59 amThis made me irrationally happy, much like picking winners in the NF bracket made me irrationally angry.
9 years ago at 9:00 amLike watching the ball drop on New Years. Feel like this day should be a national holiday.
9 years ago at 9:31 amJared. Where are the pics of your mother in a string bikini lathered in kfc gravy eating mashed potatoes? You made a promise.
9 years ago at 10:03 am