Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 100
9 years ago

rochelle
He was merely stating a fact.
todd
I’m on Todd’s side, that is pretty weird.
brittany
Hit up Rochelle from two pickup lines ago.
buttle
Solid point.
emily
This makes me very curious as to what was in this dude’s bio.
lexi
Modern dating.
linsey
What a rollercoaster of a conversation.
marly
His “buddy from down under?” Run away, Marly. Run far, far away.
talla
This is awful.
therese
This is not. #NAMEGAGS2016

BONUS: To celebrate the 100th edition of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, here are some of my favorite lines I’ve come across

andrew
Not a lot of things make me want to throw poop at a wall, but the fact that I didn’t think of this line first sure does.
Tinder Lines 1
This might be the best line I’ve ever received.
shkelqim
Gonna start using this line myself.
savannah
His problem is that he needs to come on stronger.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

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  5. Probation Station

    In the words of Larry the Cable Guy, “That’s some funny shit right there”

    9 years ago at 8:34 am
    1. VandyConservative

      She clearly wanted him to win her over because she responded, proving her unreasonable neediness. Thus, she is indeed a bitch.

      9 years ago at 10:58 am
  7. Frat Me Maybe

    Absolutely love these, but I felt like this was a weak crop, especially for being the 100th one.

    9 years ago at 8:56 am
  9. CreightonFratStar

    This made me irrationally happy, much like picking winners in the NF bracket made me irrationally angry.

    9 years ago at 9:00 am
  10. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Like watching the ball drop on New Years. Feel like this day should be a national holiday.

    9 years ago at 9:31 am
  11. thaisticktony

    Jared. Where are the pics of your mother in a string bikini lathered in kfc gravy eating mashed potatoes? You made a promise.

    9 years ago at 10:03 am