Well, folks, we made it to the 100th edition. Thanks to everyone who has ever submitted their pickup lines to me for making this whole ride possible, as well as everyone who has followed along. As you all know, crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
No, this is #BUTTSTUFF2016 and #NAMEGAGS2016We’re in the presence of a true Casanova.You were merely the reminder, Genesis; not the inspiration.#NAMEGAGS2016See? Even sub-par #NAMEGAGS2016 lines end in what I assume was, at minimum, a weiner touch.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
She’s right, it is the least he could do.Set enough to put it in her bio, for starters.Weak comeback, Meagan.An all-timer right here.I appreciate the attempt, but I’m pretty sure that means he’s going to go down on one of her kneecaps.
I fucked Rochelle in August of 2011 on the beach of Camp Lejeune. She’s around 5’2.
It’s mind blowing that girls lie about their height just for attention, then get mad about said attention.
9 years ago at 10:15 am“Let’s dance, pussycat”. TFM.
9 years ago at 10:27 amThe Kenny powers reference was a bit of a stretch but It had good intentions
9 years ago at 11:25 amAlso I don’t know any girls who watch eastbound and down
9 years ago at 11:44 amYou’re not hanging out with the right girls then pal.
9 years ago at 1:10 pmI’m definitely naming my daughter Buttle
9 years ago at 5:26 pmThe Tallahassee one made me laugh more than it should’ve
9 years ago at 5:41 pmWhy do reading these always get me rock hard??
9 years ago at 8:27 pm