Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 102
9 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

cameron
That picture gets me every time.
destiny
#NAMEGAGS2016
elsa
Bitches love Frozen.
fabiola
Legendary. A nice change of pace from the areola name gag I was expecting.
forreste
WHERE ARE YOU FORRESTE?! HE’S BEEN WAITING FOR 56 MINUTES!

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frida
It’s just that easy.
hailie
At least one of those options should appeal to her. And if it’s the second one, he should run.
iris
We can all agree this is her fault for being on Tinder while in a relationship.
jori
#NAMEGAGS2016
kaitlyn
This pickup line is almost as political as last night’s ESPYS.
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    1. Texas Tux and Oil

      My dyslexic ass read that text completely wrong and I’ll fuck off and see y’all next week.

      9 years ago at 8:18 am
      1. StockWithFrock

        “I want you to punch me in the dick with your mouth” has to be one of the most creative lines I’ve ever heard of. Who thinks of this shit?

        9 years ago at 9:08 am
  3. Hoosier_SNU

    I wish I could use Tinder, but I don’t get any signal out here. Would totally beat having to deal with Lucy and Sarah everyday.

    9 years ago at 8:27 am
  4. Cartier

    Only 14 thumbs up after an hour? Some of these pieces of shit have 600 by now. Atrocious

    9 years ago at 9:30 am