Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 102










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Oh Susanna, won’t you please Blow me.
10 years ago at 8:15 amMy dyslexic ass read that text completely wrong and I’ll fuck off and see y’all next week.
10 years ago at 8:18 am“I want you to punch me in the dick with your mouth” has to be one of the most creative lines I’ve ever heard of. Who thinks of this shit?
10 years ago at 9:08 amI wish I could use Tinder, but I don’t get any signal out here. Would totally beat having to deal with Lucy and Sarah everyday.
10 years ago at 8:27 amHow’s the Shed n Breakfast going, Bubs?
10 years ago at 2:01 pmI’m still cleaning up after whoregeddon man
10 years ago at 9:58 pmOnly 14 thumbs up after an hour? Some of these pieces of shit have 600 by now. Atrocious
10 years ago at 9:30 amThat sperm bank line was stuff of legends.
10 years ago at 7:31 pmThe average foreplay lasting almost twice the intercourse. TFM.
10 years ago at 11:49 am