Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 103
9 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

hope
#NAMEGAGS2016

ireland
He’s going to leave his penis in her forever. That’s true love.
amandaa
Yeah, bitch!
annie
#RealChicksDigSmallDicks
ayelet
#NAMEGAGS2016

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

ben
Really? Girls usually love when you play with their hair.
colleen
At least he’s honest.
danny
I’m happy that’s a reaction people have.
diana
#NAMEGAGS2016
john
He takes rejection well.
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  2. Fratty_Boh 24

    Jared you are posting these later and later. please keep your posts timely

    9 years ago at 9:33 am
    1. Jared Borislow

      My average posting time on this whole series is probably like 8:45 a.m., which is something in which I take immense pride. You can fuck right off.

      9 years ago at 10:00 am
      1. fratstar570

        Well then can you go back to posting the Best Comments of the Week since the intern seems to be too busy sucking Dorno off in the handicapped restroom again.

        9 years ago at 10:07 am
      2. Fratty_Boh 24

        Jesus Christ Jared I was being polite and you come at me with all this hostility.

        9 years ago at 11:09 am
  5. FavresDickPics

    A mouth and a heartbeat? Those standards are too high. Just a mouth would suffice.

    9 years ago at 1:12 pm