Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 103
9 years ago

kelsey
He seems like a stable individual.
kiersten
Dear. God. No.
lainee
LAINEE, YOU IDIOT.
madison
IT’S LOVE!
michael
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
michelle
#BUTTSTUFF2016
pat
*snaps*
rj
How charming!
stephanie
I can’t tell if this is kinda smooth or completely awful.

tennison
If you can’t take the heat, get off Tinder.

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  2. Fratty_Boh 24

    Jared you are posting these later and later. please keep your posts timely

    9 years ago at 9:33 am
    1. Jared Borislow

      My average posting time on this whole series is probably like 8:45 a.m., which is something in which I take immense pride. You can fuck right off.

      9 years ago at 10:00 am
      1. fratstar570

        Well then can you go back to posting the Best Comments of the Week since the intern seems to be too busy sucking Dorno off in the handicapped restroom again.

        9 years ago at 10:07 am
      2. Fratty_Boh 24

        Jesus Christ Jared I was being polite and you come at me with all this hostility.

        9 years ago at 11:09 am
  5. FavresDickPics

    A mouth and a heartbeat? Those standards are too high. Just a mouth would suffice.

    9 years ago at 1:12 pm