Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 104
9 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

argentina
I’m praying for you, Argentina.

miranda
Get your prude ass off Tinder, you protestant bitch.
han
She should’ve said “Hans down.” C’mon, Han. Either way, it looks like Han won’t be solo for long!
brianesha
Always look on the bright side of life.
hope
#NAMEGAGS2016

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

nicole
The double standard ends here.
aline
A valid question. #NAMEGAGS2016
liberty
Give me Liberty, and give me head.
amanda
21st century campaigning.
ashley
I think they’re on the same page.
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  6. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Tinder is really doing some magical things by helping guys find those team players out there, like Hawkin.

    9 years ago at 8:55 am
  7. Shut up Meg

    #falklandswarstuff ??? Impressive, one of the lesser known conflicts of the past 50 years. Hope he licked her ass.

    9 years ago at 9:28 am
  8. Main St Streaker

    Somehow the better articles on this site are just screenshots of humorous conversations. I wonder why.

    9 years ago at 9:47 am