Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 104
9 years ago

Clearly it does.
Clearly it does.
nesmar
(She has braces)
lauren
He’s all Horned Up.
corey
This is dating in 2016.
halle
She’s forced to respect his game, if not his request.
valerie
Me either.
angelinarae
And now, a verbatim message from the guy who submitted this screenshot: “Back in the mid 90’s a bunch of Lesbians in Rhode Island fingered through an L.L. Bean type catalog of sperm doners and ordered me from California. Like a fine cigar, or champagne perhaps, I was put on ice and flown from the Pacific to the 401. I was then cultivated by science and brought into life by a tool that resembled a turkey baster. Like wolves, this pack of lesbians took me in raised me as their own. As ridiculous as it sounds it’s a true story. 21 years later ja boi is runnin through the pussy like He’s going jogging!”
keri
That’s quite a predicament.
summer
Lol wassup hit my phone

cate
He remembered!!!

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  6. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Tinder is really doing some magical things by helping guys find those team players out there, like Hawkin.

    9 years ago at 8:55 am
  7. Shut up Meg

    #falklandswarstuff ??? Impressive, one of the lesser known conflicts of the past 50 years. Hope he licked her ass.

    9 years ago at 9:28 am
  8. Main St Streaker

    Somehow the better articles on this site are just screenshots of humorous conversations. I wonder why.

    9 years ago at 9:47 am