Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 106

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

baylee
If she thinks clever is spelled “cleaver,” she is clearly not very cleaver.

birdie
Girls appreciate honesty. I read it in Cosmo.
latonya
Hopping in his car to go tongue your fart box.
lauren
I had no idea where he was going with this, and then, out of nowhere, even I wanted to bang him.
nicole
Good one, Young Money.
reagan
“But what’s your stance on abortion?”
rio
#NAMEGAGS2016
briana
In case it wasn’t already abundantly clear.
brianna
The fact that she has no photo makes this arguably the weirdest exchange in the history of Tinder.
stephanie
Score one for our boy.
  1. Coolidge Effect

    Jared, this column makes me almost as happy as watching Steve the Climber get apprehended at the 21st floor window. Thank you, sir.

    8 years ago at 8:54 am
  2. Jesus is TFTC

    Girl is the last convo clearly hasn’t spent enough time in the kitchen.

    8 years ago at 9:55 am
  3. d.shake10

    Vagician is a line from a Logic song… Kid isn’t as original as he wants us to think

    8 years ago at 11:11 am