Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 106
8 years ago

raisa
She was probably hoping you’d raisa child with her, but yours works too, I guess.
tanner
What a line.
macKenzie
He’s a gigantic asshole, and she’s clearly in a slump.
madonna
#NAMEGAGS2016
ng
Yes. Yes it did.
unforget
Double #NAMEGAGS2016
ramina
Welcome to 21st century dating.
alyssa
It seems like it, yes.
miley
“All I wanted was to break your (uterine) walls”

caitlynne
How is this a real conversation between two human beings?

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  3. Coolidge Effect

    Jared, this column makes me almost as happy as watching Steve the Climber get apprehended at the 21st floor window. Thank you, sir.

    8 years ago at 8:54 am
  5. Jesus is TFTC

    Girl is the last convo clearly hasn’t spent enough time in the kitchen.

    8 years ago at 9:55 am
  7. d.shake10

    Vagician is a line from a Logic song… Kid isn’t as original as he wants us to think

    8 years ago at 11:11 am