Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 107
8 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

maud
By definition, yes.
alexis
He already does 2 of those things, so adding in the third shouldn’t be that hard.
alie
#NAMEGAGS2016
allegra
“Allegra, want this D?” would’ve been superior.
amy
Tinder, but for serial killers to select their next victims.
caitlin
If she’s not down with that, that’s a hard unmatch.
calin
Is he going to break her leg? I don’t get it.
dora
#NAMEGAGS2016
emily
I’d be surprised if he wasn’t hammered; he’s on Tinder.
eric
It’d be even better!
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  2. TinkleTown

    Hey Jared, just wanted to give you a heads up that it’s already too fucking late for the unoriginal Harambe lines. Don’t ruin a good thing with those shit jokes. Have a great day!

    8 years ago at 8:13 am
  3. AndrewsMomsAss

    What did the dyslexic Tinder user say to Allegra? “I will solve your problems and never be your X, Algebra!” Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    8 years ago at 8:28 am
      1. fratstar570

        They became unfunny as soon as TFM tried to sell harambe shirts two weeks after Barstool started selling them.

        8 years ago at 8:40 am
      2. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        They became unfunny when Grandex started using the jokes to sell T-shirts to high schoolers.

        8 years ago at 8:41 am
      4. mosthonorableactive

        On TFM and elsewhere, Harambe jokes weren’t funny in the first place. But they were so persistent and unfunny that they became funny again for a while, but now they’re back to being annoying

        8 years ago at 10:59 am
  6. CreightonFratStar

    The girls/noodles in common one is a repeat. Decent line but something to look out for in the future.

    8 years ago at 9:14 am
  7. Him

    Am I the only one who finds it kinda cringey when people say #namegags2016 to someone on tinder? It’s like favoriting your own tweet

    8 years ago at 10:49 am